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asspores

Bigass pores found in a manly ass. Caused by jerking off too much. Common in 50 year old pedophiles.
Dude, stop jacking off. Your asspores are the size of your mom!
by sdfghnjt434 September 30, 2023
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Iced asspresso

First you take a shit, do not wipe. Then carefully insert ice cubes in your ass. Let them melt into a shitty coffee. (Coffee drip can be into a cup or directly into a mouth)
Wow that iced asspresso was nutty.
by 009.5 January 21, 2020
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Asspresso

DO NOT TRY.

Putting espresso up your ass for fast absorbtion.

DO NOT TRY.

Starbucks employees are known to do this when they are tired and dragging ass at work.

DO NOT TRY.
DO NOT TRY.

"I was tired at work the other day so I had some Asspresso."

DO NOT TRY.
by Starfux January 18, 2010
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assforest

The unfortunate amount of hair that seems to congregate on the ass of the adult male homo sapien.
Oh my god, I saw my ass in the mirror but the crack was obscured by the assforest I didn't know I had goin on!
by nothejealoustype July 24, 2007
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asspresso

When you take a shit into an espresso maker & turn it on. Then you float a load of foamy jism on the top if you want to make it a Cock Cappacino.
When I worked at starbucks I used to make alot of Asspressos.
by Doyle February 18, 2004
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asspression

When you got diarrea so bad that your ass can't help keep it in and keeps shooting out poo like a volcano and you have to live in the bathroom as your ass keeps throwing up into the toilet.
Dam that nigga got asspression wit an attitude, he be filling that sewer with ass vomit, he done cost the tax payer millions.

While I was tapping that ass I slipped out and then she lost it and started to asspression all over the place, the whole room smelled like ass vomit, I started to vomit on dat bitch like for real, it was like her ass needed an exorcism.

Ray-ray was walking to pick up the scoop at Kelly Park and suddenly he had an asspression and shit himself so bad he had strip heself naked and run home painting the road like da construction crew do.
by Inter-Urbanz January 14, 2012
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