First you take a shit, do not wipe. Then carefully insert ice cubes in your ass. Let them melt into a shitty coffee. (Coffee drip can be into a cup or directly into a mouth)
When you got diarrea so bad that your ass can't help keep it in and keeps shooting out poo like a volcano and you have to live in the bathroom as your ass keeps throwing up into the toilet.
Dam that nigga got asspression wit an attitude, he be filling that sewer with ass vomit, he done cost the tax payer millions.
While I was tapping that ass I slipped out and then she lost it and started to asspression all over the place, the whole room smelled like ass vomit, I started to vomit on dat bitch like for real, it was like her ass needed an exorcism.
Ray-ray was walking to pick up the scoop at Kelly Park and suddenly he had an asspression and shit himself so bad he had strip heself naked and run home painting the road like da construction crew do.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.