2 definitions by nothejealoustype

porange

The color a woman appears after applying excessive amounts of make up. Commonly seen with high-school girls and adult film stars.

"Look at her, she's porange!" and/or "She has some porange on her shirt."

by nothejealoustype April 4, 2007

The unfortunate amount of hair that seems to congregate on the ass of the adult male homo sapien.

Oh my god, I saw my ass in the mirror but the crack was obscured by the assforest I didn't know I had goin on!

by nothejealoustype June 24, 2007