Assholitosis
This is when someone is talking so much shit that the stench coming from their mouth could be mistaken for the other end of their anatomy.
Guy 1: " and then this super hot chick walked up to me and asked me for my number."
Guy 2: " I can't listen to anymore of this. You need to go see a doctor about your Assholitosis."
Guy 2: " I can't listen to anymore of this. You need to go see a doctor about your Assholitosis."
Assholitosis by Shaman_X January 19, 2009
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assdorito • Ass Duritos • Assortion • assurito • assbortion • Assholito • Assholitosis • asstortoise • Bad Assoriosis • ass doctor
Assbortion
When you have a large,hard peice of poop stuck in your butthole and you have to use a clothes hanger to pry it out. Common in people who hold in their shit for more than 15 days.
Dude I was sitting on the toilet for 3 hours last night trying to take a shit. Then I called my mom to come give me an assbortion.
Assbortion by Tyroneinyoass666 November 16, 2014
Bad Assoriosis
A hereditary trait passed on from birth in which the child tends not to give two shits about what other people have to say and does his own thing. The levels of Bad Assoriosis can be rated from one to Five. Level one being a slightly aggresive attitude and stubbourness. Level Five being an absolute confidence in ones authority that when he/she is challenged he/she might put someone in a coma with their own shoe, shit on their chest, and then fuck the poor bastard's significant other regardless of sex, age, or race.
In some cases, one blessed with Bad Assoriosis may not pass it on to their child, thus resulting in said child being a total pussy fart or in some cases this might be reffered to as a queef.
In some cases, one blessed with Bad Assoriosis may not pass it on to their child, thus resulting in said child being a total pussy fart or in some cases this might be reffered to as a queef.
I met this man last night and he punched me in the face and fucked my mom, He got her number and said he would call but he never did, He must have had Bad Assoriosis.
Bad Assoriosis by Skybo67 October 11, 2009
assbortion
-from olde english arsebortion. 1. the act of taking a dump, so large that your ass feels that it has gone through an abortion.
assbortion by autoreverseaudio July 4, 2008
assurito
assurito by how bout i don't put my name October 12, 2003
Assortion
Noun. A collection consisting of various kinds. An assorted list of something. Essentially, noun form of the adjective 'assorted'.
"The store down the street has a pretty good assortion of birthday cards."
"Do you mean like...it has like, cards for different individuals, like birthday cards for cousins, for mothers, humorous cards...?"
"Yep, that's precisely what assortion means! It's the same as assortment but I like assortion better cause it's more intuitive, like collection from collect, assortion from assort right."
"Ah...whatever man."
"Do you mean like...it has like, cards for different individuals, like birthday cards for cousins, for mothers, humorous cards...?"
"Yep, that's precisely what assortion means! It's the same as assortment but I like assortion better cause it's more intuitive, like collection from collect, assortion from assort right."
"Ah...whatever man."
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