A true fucking retard. Generally used when someone is doing something stupid, but not stupid enough to illicit harsher language.
by Klevo April 20, 2008
Get the assdorito mug.This is when someone is talking so much shit that the stench coming from their mouth could be mistaken for the other end of their anatomy.
Guy 1: " and then this super hot chick walked up to me and asked me for my number."
Guy 2: " I can't listen to anymore of this. You need to go see a doctor about your Assholitosis."
Guy 2: " I can't listen to anymore of this. You need to go see a doctor about your Assholitosis."
by Shaman_X January 19, 2009
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When you have a large,hard peice of poop stuck in your butthole and you have to use a clothes hanger to pry it out. Common in people who hold in their shit for more than 15 days.
Dude I was sitting on the toilet for 3 hours last night trying to take a shit. Then I called my mom to come give me an assbortion.
by Tyroneinyoass666 November 16, 2014
Get the Assbortion mug.A hereditary trait passed on from birth in which the child tends not to give two shits about what other people have to say and does his own thing. The levels of Bad Assoriosis can be rated from one to Five. Level one being a slightly aggresive attitude and stubbourness. Level Five being an absolute confidence in ones authority that when he/she is challenged he/she might put someone in a coma with their own shoe, shit on their chest, and then fuck the poor bastard's significant other regardless of sex, age, or race.
In some cases, one blessed with Bad Assoriosis may not pass it on to their child, thus resulting in said child being a total pussy fart or in some cases this might be reffered to as a queef.
In some cases, one blessed with Bad Assoriosis may not pass it on to their child, thus resulting in said child being a total pussy fart or in some cases this might be reffered to as a queef.
I met this man last night and he punched me in the face and fucked my mom, He got her number and said he would call but he never did, He must have had Bad Assoriosis.
by Skybo67 October 11, 2009
Get the Bad Assoriosis mug.-from olde english arsebortion. 1. the act of taking a dump, so large that your ass feels that it has gone through an abortion.
by autoreverseaudio July 4, 2008
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Get the assurito mug.Noun. A collection consisting of various kinds. An assorted list of something. Essentially, noun form of the adjective 'assorted'.
"The store down the street has a pretty good assortion of birthday cards."
"Do you mean like...it has like, cards for different individuals, like birthday cards for cousins, for mothers, humorous cards...?"
"Yep, that's precisely what assortion means! It's the same as assortment but I like assortion better cause it's more intuitive, like collection from collect, assortion from assort right."
"Ah...whatever man."
"Do you mean like...it has like, cards for different individuals, like birthday cards for cousins, for mothers, humorous cards...?"
"Yep, that's precisely what assortion means! It's the same as assortment but I like assortion better cause it's more intuitive, like collection from collect, assortion from assort right."
"Ah...whatever man."
by UrbanTown May 8, 2014
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