Definitions by autoreverseaudio

assbortion 

-from olde english arsebortion. 1. the act of taking a dump, so large that your ass feels that it has gone through an abortion.

I'm so pro-choice about my shits, i took a mean assbortion and aborted that brown fetus.

assbortion by autoreverseaudio July 4, 2008

autoshartphyxiation

The combination of sharting yourself while in the act of asphyxiation.

It's hard to find a toothless hooker to help me with autoshartphyxiation.

autoshartphyxiation by autoreverseaudio November 29, 2007

mongolian shower 

a combined shower of urine, period blood and poo.

Having three skanky hookers at my disposal, i took advantage of this opportunity to take a mongolian shower.

mongolian shower by autoreverseaudio November 14, 2007

dinglemuncher 

1.a term of endearment used to describe one whose natural diet consists of a melange of trapped toilet paper, curly ass-hair and ass-nuggets. 2. a clever german surname of a family of coprophiliacs.

1. could i have some extra napkins for my sweet dinglemuncher? 2. Mrs. Dinglemuncher and I are planning to give our shoutouts when David Hasselhoff goes to TRL.

dinglemuncher by autoreverseaudio July 17, 2004

f-gene 

when a girl has the potential to become fat at anytime. aka fat-gene

she looks kool, but i dono, she got the f-gene.

f-gene by autoreverseaudio June 13, 2004

cock dodger 

the last girl on earth who will not, under any circumstances, give you a blow job( usually accentuated with a head dodge).

cmon baby dont be a cock dodger.

cock dodger by autoreverseaudio June 13, 2004

MMS 

Morning Make-up Syndrome: waking up next to a female who looks fugly without her make-up on. OR a female who wears too much make-up and looks falsely hot and looks fugly when the make-up comes off.

i was gonna t-bag this ho, but her MMS unstiffed me.

MMS by autoreverseaudio June 13, 2004