assbortion

-from olde english arsebortion. 1. the act of taking a dump, so large that your ass feels that it has gone through an abortion.

I'm so pro-choice about my shits, i took a mean assbortion and aborted that brown fetus.

by autoreverseaudio July 4, 2008

mongolian shower

a combined shower of urine, period blood and poo.

Having three skanky hookers at my disposal, i took advantage of this opportunity to take a mongolian shower.

by autoreverseaudio November 14, 2007

MMS

Morning Make-up Syndrome: waking up next to a female who looks fugly without her make-up on. OR a female who wears too much make-up and looks falsely hot and looks fugly when the make-up comes off.

i was gonna t-bag this ho, but her MMS unstiffed me.

by autoreverseaudio June 13, 2004

f-gene

when a girl has the potential to become fat at anytime. aka fat-gene

she looks kool, but i dono, she got the f-gene.

by autoreverseaudio June 13, 2004

cock dodger

the last girl on earth who will not, under any circumstances, give you a blow job( usually accentuated with a head dodge).

cmon baby dont be a cock dodger.

by autoreverseaudio June 13, 2004

dinglemuncher

1.a term of endearment used to describe one whose natural diet consists of a melange of trapped toilet paper, curly ass-hair and ass-nuggets. 2. a clever german surname of a family of coprophiliacs.

1. could i have some extra napkins for my sweet dinglemuncher? 2. Mrs. Dinglemuncher and I are planning to give our shoutouts when David Hasselhoff goes to TRL.

by autoreverseaudio July 17, 2004

autoshartphyxiation

The combination of sharting yourself while in the act of asphyxiation.

It's hard to find a toothless hooker to help me with autoshartphyxiation.

by autoreverseaudio November 29, 2007