assboob
assboob by timmy taint January 13, 2008
Words you can keep
Assbooker
Assbooker is a Facebook term that can be used in any social network. The term comes from being a "smart-ass", hence the Ass, and Facebook, hence the "booker". Basically, an Assbooker is a person who makes smart-ass remark on a Facebook friends staus, picture, etc.
Jack's Facebook Status: "Look at the stars in the beautiful sky!"
- Ben's Comment: "Look at the hair on your cunt!"
- Matt's Comment: "Ben you are such an Assbooker!!!!"
- Ben's Comment: "Look at the hair on your cunt!"
- Matt's Comment: "Ben you are such an Assbooker!!!!"
Assbooker by Charlie Baitorr September 27, 2011
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Assbook
1. Assbook (otherwise known as the "booty call social network")is “An online directory that connects people through whom they have hooked up with.” The facebook’s “poke” feature — has been reinvented as “tap that ass” feature. Instead of messages, users receive “booty calls.”
2. Obviously much cooler than Facebook.
2. Obviously much cooler than Facebook.
Assbook by The Voice of the People!!@#$%^ January 6, 2009
assbomb
1. When yu rip the biggest, messiest shit ever and it burns your asshole so much it starts to smell like bacon.
Spence: Man what smells? Its like a mixture of bacon and fucking SHIT!
Jason: haha, yo i just assbombed the fuck out of yur toilet!
Spence: Did yu make it out alive?
Jason: Almost, but man i dont think yur cat did.
Jason: haha, yo i just assbombed the fuck out of yur toilet!
Spence: Did yu make it out alive?
Jason: Almost, but man i dont think yur cat did.
assbomb by Ahakmid Hassan June 28, 2006
assbomb
A word used for reacting to sudden suprising situations. When you left your keys in your car...assbomb to your face. When you figure out that you can't believe it's not butter you have been hit with an assbomb to the facial area. If you think assbomb isn't a real word, assbomb to YOUR face.
Person 1: Hey do you realize you don't have any legs?
Person 2: Yea I've known for a while, I was born without them
Person 1: Oh shit, I just took a major assbomb, i gotta go take a hike with my functional legs
Person 2: fuck my life
Dying Man: Help I just got shot call the hospital
Person: Wait, you can CALL the hospital now?
Dying Man: ...wh...what?
Person: Advancements in technology assbombed the fuck out of me
Person: Hey I forgot to study for the test, if i fail im not graduating, can I take it tomorrow?
Teacher: There's no test today
Person: Oh woah, assbomb to my face!
Teacher: Ha there IS a test today, I take your assbomb and hit you with TWO assbombs
Person:........you bastard
Person 2: Yea I've known for a while, I was born without them
Person 1: Oh shit, I just took a major assbomb, i gotta go take a hike with my functional legs
Person 2: fuck my life
Dying Man: Help I just got shot call the hospital
Person: Wait, you can CALL the hospital now?
Dying Man: ...wh...what?
Person: Advancements in technology assbombed the fuck out of me
Person: Hey I forgot to study for the test, if i fail im not graduating, can I take it tomorrow?
Teacher: There's no test today
Person: Oh woah, assbomb to my face!
Teacher: Ha there IS a test today, I take your assbomb and hit you with TWO assbombs
Person:........you bastard
assbomb by Anonymous123456789987654321111 September 16, 2010
assbook.com
Any number of social web sites where people post and rate the naked photos of others and themselves.
Usually for the implied purpose of dating, but just as often the cheep thrill of exhibitionism. Also to compare physical anatomy, posturing, and photographic expertise. Often material supplied by cell phone device, in the form of video, bedroom and or wash room setting. Most participants will use about as much digression as the modesty one might derive from posing behind a tennis racket.
Usually for the implied purpose of dating, but just as often the cheep thrill of exhibitionism. Also to compare physical anatomy, posturing, and photographic expertise. Often material supplied by cell phone device, in the form of video, bedroom and or wash room setting. Most participants will use about as much digression as the modesty one might derive from posing behind a tennis racket.
Shiela; Damn girl, you don’t have to flash your tits to get guys to ask you out, just put a picture on assbook.com!!!
assbook.com by the Toad January 19, 2011
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