assboobies 

When your cleavage is so abundant, that your breasts form what looks like ass cheeks.

Erica has some excellent assboobies in that shirt today.

assboobies by Vermal May 9, 2008

Asscookies

When you let feces dry in your asscrack, it leaves behind asscookies.

"Asscookies are falling out all over the place!"

Asscookies by Josh Pimpington December 16, 2007

Assboogie 

Someone who is a piece of crap. A boogie (or booger), comes out of your nose. Crap comes out your ass. So it's basically saying that you're a piece of crap if you're an assboogie.

Don't listen to them, they're all assboogies anyway!

Assboogie by xnataieroslynx November 30, 2009