Ass:Boob

Ass to boob ratio. A term used by film makers to determine how well an actress acts. The formula is : 3.13-2:3.15-1.7.
To determine a woman's ass ratio you must measure the ass in inches by placing measuring tape around the ass:30-40 inches is a 2.7-3.13 in the ass rating. 10-19 inches is a lesser ass rating. In between is just fine.
To determine a woman's boob ratio you must simply know her cup size since modern advancements in booboligy. However, if you do not have her measurements you can use that measuring tape to find the circumference of her boobs: In centimeters: 71.1cm is a lesser boob rating, can be adjustable although. 90cm-101.6cm is a 2.9-3.13. Anything in between is just fine. The ratios must be identical or 1.2 points apart.

Perfect ratio: 2.8-3:2.9-3.1
Ass:Boob
A(Ass)*B(Boob)*10=Hotness Rating
3*3*10=90hr

Ass:Boob by The REAL Ass King September 10, 2010

National grab-ass/grab-boob day 

Bitch, the fuck did you think? this day doesn't exist you're just an fucking perverted retard, go back to watching BRAZZERS you crippled piece of shit.

Charlotte got mad that I grabbed her ass, then I explained to her "National grab-ass/grab-boob day", I died afterwards.

National grab-ass/grab-boob day by M-Name-Jeff March 31, 2021

Ass Boobs

Boobs that look like an ass, all flat and wide, not perky and round!

Mariah Carey has ass boobs like no one else, they are totally Hiddie!

Ass Boobs by A-LO shizzy June 24, 2005

Ass boobs

Pair of tits with no nipples

Damn Cindy had a fat pair of ass boobs!

Ass boobs by anonymous April 7, 2024

boobs to ass cover ratio 

A ratio used in project evaluation in relationship investment management.

A prudent relationship investor in times of financial and emotional turmoil would seek the best relationship investment options to which he would invest his liquid assets. The criteria used in evaluations of said investment options are, but not limited to, the level of visible beauty, intelligence and ability to hold a conversation and body charactersitcs what for purposes of quick evaluation can be summed up in the form of 'boobs to ass cover ratio'.

Having said that, the 'boobs to ass cover ratio', or BTACR, is the relationship between the circumference of the said boobs over the circumference of the ass of the said investment option. The rule of thumb is, if BTACR<1, reject the option, and if BTACR>1, proceed.

The existence of this ratio is justified by the abundance of relationship options that entice investors with cleavage, displaying the acceptable boob circumference to mislead the investor, whereas the ass circumference is or may be much larger, and thus constituting a bad relationship investment option, dubiously named 'fat bird'. The options that satisfy the BTACR requirement are usually referred to as “large cup stocks”.

This information has been placed here for information purposes only and the authors accept no responsibility for decisions made based on the entry provided.

Bro #1: Oi Steve, have you seen the knockers on that girl right there?
Bro #2: Yeah, but the BTACR on that is lower than 1, you know I can't hit that enormous ass.
Bro #1: True dat

Guy at party #1: Have you seen the boobs to ass cover ratio on that bitch right there?
Guy at party #2: Well that ho is huge, you have to stop blindly judging bitches by ratios, I know you did finance in Pasadena Community College.

boobs to ass cover ratio by InvestmentBankRejects May 29, 2010

booboo ass 

When something isn’t going your way and it fucking sucks because it’s out of your control and strongly goes against your liking.

“This party is so booboo ass I’m glad it will be over soon”

booboo ass by Booboomaker December 29, 2022

booboo-ass 

Something that can be said when you feel strongly negative about something you can’t change and it effects you poorly causing sadness mixed with anger

“You’re leaving already? this is so booboo-ass.”

booboo-ass by Booboomaker December 30, 2022