Behavior characterized by boastful or proud display of one's most loutish, childish, or in your face traits in public. Also, any advertising, television programming, or music intended for consumption by such persons.
I don't wanna go there, that restaurant caters to the ass-up crowd. The movie we saw was totally ass-up. My coworkers were being so ass-up that I just clapped on my headphones and cranked the music.
bob:didn't you say you'd pay me back today???
ann:no, i sed tomorrow
bob:liz, didnt ann say she'd pay me back today
liz:umm...yea...she said that to me too
bob:i'ma need your broke ass to pay me back...now ass up.
*note-ass up can also be said as ass the hell up to add more emphasis to the fry or burn that just took place or it can be said as ass the fuck up to add EVEN MORE emphasis and make sed fry or burn even more epic...
just have fun with it
suprisingly similiar to a british tea party. these partys usually consist of a wide variety of people normally from in or around your neihborhood. All getting together for a couple of hours. party consist of massive amounts of alchol(beer, wine, and mixed drinks). Every body is getting freak nasty in the corner, by the pool, maybe even on your couch, god forbid on your bed. but this has been known to occur. The sexual act of choice is the ass up, cock out approach in which the guy procedes to fuck the female from behind. when everyone is good and ready or your party is being broken up by the cops because you ended up fucking your neighbors wife. caught in mid stride by the jeolous husband. you and your neighbors go each your own way. until the next ass up cock tail party.
holy shit last nights ass up cock tail party was fucked up. i didnt know that bitch was my neighbors wife. but i got to give it to her she can ride a dick like nobodys buisness.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!