ass-tanking is when you put your index finger in your crack, just like you do at the gas station with gasoline gun. then, you keep it there until the finger is "ripe" and ready. after you smell it. the longer you tank, the more enjoyable it is.
by dr. Raymond December 2, 2017
Get the ass-tanking mug.Phrase used in reference to someone or something that is having multiple successes in succession. kicking ass - Kicking someone or something's ass, beating, defeating an opponent at a task. taking names - Recording a list of future contestants who will have also be beaten or defeated in the defined task.
by Jesse Bilsten April 28, 2006
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At the cocktail party, the talking ass monkey told me everything I never wanted to know. "What are you, some kind of arrogant talking ass monkey?"
by Dave Hultgren February 23, 2004
Get the talking ass monkey mug.The act of being unequivocally awesome. It generally involves showing people what's up, making people feel like morons for being wrong, and defeating terrorists. It is indeed an action worthy of the highest honor.
It refers to an older sayings "Kick ass first, take names later," or "Shoot first, ask questions later." Generally, it is frowned upon enacting such awesomeness without "asking questions" first. However, when used in this context, that much is forgiven.
It refers to an older sayings "Kick ass first, take names later," or "Shoot first, ask questions later." Generally, it is frowned upon enacting such awesomeness without "asking questions" first. However, when used in this context, that much is forgiven.
by UnequivocallyAwesome January 27, 2010
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