ass-phault 

a deep wrinkle or dent in a female's ass.

That female might cause an earthquake with that ass-phault in her ass.

ass-phault by Ashliz December 24, 2005

assphalt 

when the phallus errantly visits upon the rectal antechamber as it probes for the vagina

For the clumsy cement executive, tennis was a game of foot faults and lovemaking was one of assphalts.

assphalt by scholzilla September 4, 2009

asphault face 

Someone that has a rough or nasty lookin face. Someone's face texture that resembles asphault or the ground.

Damn fool that hoodrat had the Asphault Face Disorder.

Shut up Asphault Face

asphault face by Louis December 10, 2004

assphalt 

The act of having liquid concrete poured into your asshole and letting it dry there

dude1: dude did you see what jason did to macy?
dude2: yea he assphalthed on friday. she couldn’t walk for days!

assphalt by degenerateCurtain January 21, 2019

Assphalt 

When you fall on your ass on blacktop or concrete

Shit, Carly just assphalted hard.
Hope her perfect ass wasn’t hurt to bad.

Assphalt by NoHandlebarsMcGee June 6, 2018