2 definitions by degenerateCurtain

The act of having liquid concrete poured into your asshole and letting it dry there
dude1: dude did you see what jason did to macy?
dude2: yea he assphalthed on friday. she couldn’t walk for days!
by degenerateCurtain January 21, 2019
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when you creampie a girl when shes on her period and it mixed
yo did you see the sheets? thats one rasberry creampie
by degenerateCurtain August 26, 2019
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