Assphalt

When you fall on your ass on blacktop or concrete

Shit, Carly just assphalted hard.
Hope her perfect ass wasn’t hurt to bad.

by NoHandlebarsMcGee June 06, 2018

assphalt

when the phallus errantly visits upon the rectal antechamber as it probes for the vagina

For the clumsy cement executive, tennis was a game of foot faults and lovemaking was one of assphalts.

by scholzilla September 04, 2009

assphalt

The act of having liquid concrete poured into your asshole and letting it dry there

dude1: dude did you see what jason did to macy?
dude2: yea he assphalthed on friday. she couldn’t walk for days!

by degenerateCurtain January 21, 2019