assphalt

when the phallus errantly visits upon the rectal antechamber as it probes for the vagina

For the clumsy cement executive, tennis was a game of foot faults and lovemaking was one of assphalts.

by scholzilla September 4, 2009

assphalt

The act of having liquid concrete poured into your asshole and letting it dry there

dude1: dude did you see what jason did to macy?
dude2: yea he assphalthed on friday. she couldn’t walk for days!

by degenerateCurtain January 21, 2019

Assphalt

When you fall on your ass on blacktop or concrete

Shit, Carly just assphalted hard.
Hope her perfect ass wasn’t hurt to bad.

by NoHandlebarsMcGee June 6, 2018

assphattuation

An infatuation with nice rear ends.

Damn, girl I have assphattuation with you!

I have an assphattuation, the bigger, the phatter, the better.

by Matityahu Rich April 26, 2012

Asphalt 9

A FUN racing (realistic) game

I love the play Asphalt 9, it is FUN.

by Bäckeri March 3, 2021

Asphalt Cowboy

A man (country boy) who works on the road. He is always gone, traveling to different states due to his line of work.

An asphalt cowboy could be considered a truck driver, iron worker, etc.

by Brandy Lou January 19, 2009

Asphalt Queen

An individual (usually a male with a small penis) lifts (jacks up) his truck and puts huge tires on it for the purpose of "offroading" With the intention of being "cool" however they only drive on asphalt and around mall parking lots. Usually included is the following; cigarettes, dip, baseball hats, bad tattoos, being loud, and cheap beer.

Oh wow, look at that asphalt queen stalking around the mall again

by HappyAsshole March 11, 2017