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assphalt 

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when the phallus errantly visits upon the rectal antechamber as it probes for the vagina
For the clumsy cement executive, tennis was a game of foot faults and lovemaking was one of assphalts.
assphalt by scholzilla September 4, 2009
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assphalt 

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The act of having liquid concrete poured into your asshole and letting it dry there
dude1: dude did you see what jason did to macy?
dude2: yea he assphalthed on friday. she couldn’t walk for days!
assphalt by degenerateCurtain January 21, 2019
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assphalt • asphalt • Asphalt Cowboy • Asphalt Monkey • asphalt queen • Asphalt 8: Airborne • Asphalt 8 Airborne • Asphalt 9 • Asphalt Alligator • asphalt ballet

Assphalt 

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When you fall on your ass on blacktop or concrete
Shit, Carly just assphalted hard.
Hope her perfect ass wasn’t hurt to bad.
Assphalt by NoHandlebarsMcGee June 6, 2018
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assphattuation 

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An infatuation with nice rear ends.
Damn, girl I have assphattuation with you!

I have an assphattuation, the bigger, the phatter, the better.
assphattuation by Matityahu Rich April 26, 2012
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Asphalt 9

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A FUN racing (realistic) game
I love the play Asphalt 9, it is FUN.
Asphalt 9 by Bäckeri March 3, 2021
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Asphalt Cowboy 

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A man (country boy) who works on the road. He is always gone, traveling to different states due to his line of work.
An asphalt cowboy could be considered a truck driver, iron worker, etc.
Asphalt Cowboy by Brandy Lou January 19, 2009
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Asphalt Queen 

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An individual (usually a male with a small penis) lifts (jacks up) his truck and puts huge tires on it for the purpose of "offroading" With the intention of being "cool" however they only drive on asphalt and around mall parking lots. Usually included is the following; cigarettes, dip, baseball hats, bad tattoos, being loud, and cheap beer.
Oh wow, look at that asphalt queen stalking around the mall again
Asphalt Queen by HappyAsshole March 11, 2017
Word of the Day on March 26, 2025
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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