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Assphalt
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When you
fall
on
your ass
on blacktop or
concrete
Shit,
Carly
just assphalted hard.
Hope her perfect ass wasn’t
hurt
to
bad
.
Assphalt
by
NoHandlebarsMcGee
June 6, 2018