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1 definition by
NoHandlebarsMcGee
Assphalt
When you fall on
your ass
on
blacktop
or
concrete
Shit,
Carly
just assphalted hard.
Hope her
perfect ass
wasn’t hurt
to bad
.
by
NoHandlebarsMcGee
May 16, 2018
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Assphalt
mug.