ass paddle

one who has worth equal to that of an ass being paddled.

Nice shot ass paddle...

by hermo9er November 18, 2006

Ass Waddling Paddle Master

1. One who has been paddled ferociously to kinky sex, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.

2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.

1. The Jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank "The Ass Waddling Paddle Master".

2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"

by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006

ass peddler

a person who sells his or herself sexually

Did you see the new ass peddler down on Broadway?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Ass Puddles

The wet mark your butt leaves after sitting on concrete after a running workout. (CC or Track)

After standing after stretching from Cross Country, the team looked with amazement at the ass puddles they had left on the concrete.

by rileyrulez69 September 25, 2010

Ass Puddles

The butt mark your butt makes when it's really sweaty after running (Cross Country, Track, etc.) and you sit down on concrete/cement.

Dude, look at those massive ass puddles.

by assmanbill September 2, 2010

peddle my ass

the anguish of the job seach, the processing, cup peeing, sweet talking and pumping up of self as the potential new jesus

i've got to get out there and peddle my ass, my money trees all died in that killer freeze!!

by michael foolsley December 11, 2009

asswaddle

An asswaddle is a penguin with a large juicy cock up its ass.

"Look at that asswaddle over there. It has a dick in it's anus!"

by Xx_bigdaddycock_xX March 1, 2018