idiot lick

one that performs the same job as that of a salt lick, but for idiots, not cows.
Jim ate his own ass. What an idiot lick!
by hermo9er November 24, 2006
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ass paddle

one who has worth equal to that of an ass being paddled.
Nice shot ass paddle...
by hermo9er November 18, 2006
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