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paddled by imakeupwordsforfun August 6, 2025

Cock Paddled 

The female equivalent of being "Pussy Whipped."

Abandons her friends and makes excuses to be with her man.
Annette: OMG, STACY! You always leave me for him... you are so cock paddled.

Stacy: Like OMG, not even, we just have the flu again... and we have homework to do.
Cock Paddled by pervyninja January 4, 2012

paddle hawk 

when gaming, to watch your opponent choose their play, and then choose your play accordingly.
Man, the only reason you beat me in Madden is because you paddle hawked all game.
paddle hawk by truche June 21, 2011

paddledick 

A boner so hard that it can be used to play ping pong.
"That guy is playing without pants!"
"Yeah, he is dominating the competition with his paddledick."
paddledick by Ayysnax March 25, 2014

Ass Waddling Paddle Master 

1. One who has been paddled ferociously to kinky sex, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.

2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.
1. The Jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank "The Ass Waddling Paddle Master".

2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"

Up shit creek without a paddle 

In Australia it means that you're in a lot of trouble, with no foreseeable way out.
"Oh man, I can't believe I lost my paperwork; that stuff took me hours and it needs to be in by tomorrow!"
"Sounds like you're up shit creek without a paddle, mate."