asswaddle 

An asswaddle is a penguin with a large juicy cock up its ass.

"Look at that asswaddle over there. It has a dick in it's anus!"

asswaddle by Xx_bigdaddycock_xX March 1, 2018

jump astraddle 

To jump on someone to attack and potentially rape them. Made famous by the father in Cullison v. Medley.

Talk to my 16 year old daughter and I'll jump astraddle mofo.

jump astraddle by tortmeister September 30, 2011

asswaffle 

(noun) some one who is anoying, or uncool in anyway, such as a a guy who keeps hittin on your girlfreind or wishes he was kurt cobain, or just plain sucks

"dude, your an asswaffle"

asswaffle by grungyflannel May 7, 2007

asscandle

A candle, inserted rectally.

Smell this asscandle!

asscandle by Asshat Supreme May 11, 2003

Asswaffle 

A person who acts like a total jerk, always insulting people

He can be such an asswaffle when he starts to insult everyone

Asswaffle by Clamtart March 2, 2015

asswaffle 

A word that Michael Zurawel made up a long time ago to tell people off in a funny way but also make them feel highly insecure.

" Yo, that guy in the 50 cent video was a complete asswaffle getting all thoughs hunnys on him"

asswaffle by Mandax95xlynnea April 11, 2009

Asscandle

Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance

Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle

Asscandle by Victor February 24, 2005