(noun) some one who is anoying, or uncool in anyway, such as a a guy who keeps hittin on your girlfreind or wishes he was kurt cobain, or just plain sucks

"dude, your an asswaffle"

asswaffle by grungyflannel May 7, 2007

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asscandle

A candle, inserted rectally.

Smell this asscandle!

asscandle by Asshat Supreme May 11, 2003

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Asswaffle

A person who acts like a total jerk, always insulting people

He can be such an asswaffle when he starts to insult everyone

Asswaffle by Clamtart March 2, 2015

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asswaffle

A word that Michael Zurawel made up a long time ago to tell people off in a funny way but also make them feel highly insecure.

" Yo, that guy in the 50 cent video was a complete asswaffle getting all thoughs hunnys on him"

asswaffle by Mandax95xlynnea April 11, 2009

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Asscandle

Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance

Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle

Asscandle by Victor February 24, 2005

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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