ass hog

A small, horned hog that lives in the crevase of a persons ass. Comes out during the day but sleeps in the ass during the night. Likes to eat weaties.

I seem to have lost my ass hog.

by Angelo November 01, 2004

hog ass

One who's booty is locked up.They have no definition between their ass and their leg, and its not because they are skinny.Just like a hogs ass.

How does such a chunky bitch like Wiley have such a hog ass?

by tom potampkin August 04, 2006

hog ass ugly

Someone so incredibly ugly that you would sooner stare at the dried shit stuck to a hogs ass hole than look at them.

"christ on a bike, did you see that girl Dave was with last night?!"

"man, she was so hog ass ugly, I wouldnt even fuck her with Dave's penis"

by Mirrorrim March 29, 2007

slashin the hogs ass

When a small company raises their fees, typically displeasing their customers.

"Wow, that cleaning service sure is slashin the hogs ass. I'm probably not going to use them anymore."

by ellaguacamole January 07, 2018

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire

A poor design or something that is in bad shape.

That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!

by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras February 07, 2020