ass hog
A small, horned hog that lives in the crevase of a persons ass. Comes out during the day but sleeps in the ass during the night. Likes to eat weaties.
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hog ass ugly
Someone so incredibly ugly that you would sooner stare at the dried shit stuck to a hogs ass hole than look at them.
"christ on a bike, did you see that girl Dave was with last night?!"
"man, she was so hog ass ugly, I wouldnt even fuck her with Dave's penis"
"man, she was so hog ass ugly, I wouldnt even fuck her with Dave's penis"
hog ass ugly by Mirrorrim March 29, 2007
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hog ass
One who's booty is locked up.They have no definition between their ass and their leg, and its not because they are skinny.Just like a hogs ass.
hog ass by tom potampkin August 4, 2006
looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire
looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras February 7, 2020
cut a fat hog in the ass
Etymology: Contrary to popular belief, it has nothing to do with vehicles.
The term originated in the Ozarks, and originally derived from when a man would slaughter a hog and discover a (surprisingly) thick layer of fat (or lard) between the meat and skin, which would then be able to be rendered off and used in cooking throughout the coming year.
When a person was to have something that comes into their favor they were to say that “they cut a fat hog in the ass”.
Common definitions:
1. To have a monetary gain.
2. To have something beneficial occur in their favor.
3. To have a raucous time.
The term originated in the Ozarks, and originally derived from when a man would slaughter a hog and discover a (surprisingly) thick layer of fat (or lard) between the meat and skin, which would then be able to be rendered off and used in cooking throughout the coming year.
When a person was to have something that comes into their favor they were to say that “they cut a fat hog in the ass”.
Common definitions:
1. To have a monetary gain.
2. To have something beneficial occur in their favor.
3. To have a raucous time.
1. I sure cut a fat hog in the ass when I bet on that 30-1 horse and won!
2. I can't believe that Whitney agreed to go out with me, I sure cut a fat hog in the ass this time!
3. I feel like crap today, but man did we cut a fat hog in the ass last night!
2. I can't believe that Whitney agreed to go out with me, I sure cut a fat hog in the ass this time!
3. I feel like crap today, but man did we cut a fat hog in the ass last night!
cut a fat hog in the ass by -The Legend- March 24, 2009
Cut a fat hog in the ass
The idiot tried to cut a fat hog in the ass when he drove through that parking lot to avoid the signal and ran right into the side of a car backing out of a spot.
Cut a fat hog in the ass by Kirkwood November 30, 2007
slashin the hogs ass
"Wow, that cleaning service sure is slashin the hogs ass. I'm probably not going to use them anymore."
slashin the hogs ass by ellaguacamole January 7, 2018