ass hog 

A small, horned hog that lives in the crevase of a persons ass. Comes out during the day but sleeps in the ass during the night. Likes to eat weaties.

I seem to have lost my ass hog.

ass hog by Angelo November 1, 2004

hog ass ugly 

Someone so incredibly ugly that you would sooner stare at the dried shit stuck to a hogs ass hole than look at them.

"christ on a bike, did you see that girl Dave was with last night?!"

"man, she was so hog ass ugly, I wouldnt even fuck her with Dave's penis"

hog ass ugly by Mirrorrim March 29, 2007

hog ass 

One who's booty is locked up.They have no definition between their ass and their leg, and its not because they are skinny.Just like a hogs ass.

How does such a chunky bitch like Wiley have such a hog ass?

hog ass by tom potampkin August 4, 2006

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire

A poor design or something that is in bad shape.

That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras February 7, 2020

cut a fat hog in the ass 

Etymology: Contrary to popular belief, it has nothing to do with vehicles.
The term originated in the Ozarks, and originally derived from when a man would slaughter a hog and discover a (surprisingly) thick layer of fat (or lard) between the meat and skin, which would then be able to be rendered off and used in cooking throughout the coming year.
When a person was to have something that comes into their favor they were to say that “they cut a fat hog in the ass”.

Common definitions:
1. To have a monetary gain.
2. To have something beneficial occur in their favor.
3. To have a raucous time.

1. I sure cut a fat hog in the ass when I bet on that 30-1 horse and won!
2. I can't believe that Whitney agreed to go out with me, I sure cut a fat hog in the ass this time!
3. I feel like crap today, but man did we cut a fat hog in the ass last night!

cut a fat hog in the ass by -The Legend- March 24, 2009

Cut a fat hog in the ass 

def: to try to take an easier path to a goal with predictably unfortunate consequences.

The idiot tried to cut a fat hog in the ass when he drove through that parking lot to avoid the signal and ran right into the side of a car backing out of a spot.

Cut a fat hog in the ass by Kirkwood November 30, 2007

slashin the hogs ass 

When a small company raises their fees, typically displeasing their customers.

"Wow, that cleaning service sure is slashin the hogs ass. I'm probably not going to use them anymore."

slashin the hogs ass by ellaguacamole January 7, 2018