ass gremlin

when you shit and instead of coming out in one nice big happy block, it comes out in a bunch of little pieces reminiscent of rabbit turds, and then they float and appear to mock your inability to produce a proper crap.

crap, i got a case of the ass gremlins.

ass gremlin by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 7, 2004

Dirty Ass Little Gremlin Boy 

A man of very much scrubbliness and famor. Very dirtness and disgust. His ass has dirt kcaed on. Has the key to your nightmares.

Yoho man dirty of dirty ass little gremlin boy fucker shit-man.

Dirty Ass Little Gremlin Boy by dirty ass little gremlin boy January 19, 2023

ass gremlins 

that last little bit of poo that you can't wipe off!!

I wiped and couldn't get rid of those ass gremlins! i tried water but they just multiplied!!

ass gremlins by Grant June 18, 2006

assgremlin 

a midget who slips drugs in girls' drinks, drags them to his room at the halfway house, licks her ass for half an hour, waits for her to wake up, then forces her to lick his ass for half an hour.

p1: "hey, where's susan."
p2: "i think i saw her being dragged outta here by some assgremlin."

assgremlin by dick April 13, 2004

Assgremlin 

A gnomelike creature to whom anal violations, especially in humans, are attributed.
See also Manganaro, Sprod, Pananian Marsh Beaver and Mangonator.

"I heard that assgremlins are nocturnal and that they travel in packs."

Assgremlin by D.E March 18, 2004

assgremlin 

A small mythological creature that causes hemhorroids and feeds off of the puss. See buttromper.

Jaret is an assgremlin. I'm bleeding to death thanks to Jaret's assgremlination.

assgremlin by Juan Valdez December 19, 2002