Howard Dean Syndrome

Howard Dean Syndrome, or HDS, usually occurs due to a crushing defeat in a situation that you were previously thought to have won with a landslide victory. HDS involves the subject screaming, shouting and generally acting like a crazy person which scares all nearby people and damages the subjects profile beyond repair.
Named after former presidential candidate and former Vermont governor Howard Dean.
"We're going to California, and Texas and New York. Then we're going to Washington D.C to take back the White House!. Yeeeaaaaargh!"
by D.E March 19, 2004
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The Mango-Van

The mango-van is the vehicle of choice for a certain pananian marsh beaver family. The mango-van has a tendency to show up in the weirdest of places unannounced. With the capacity to transport many beavers, it is safe to say that if the mango-van is trailing you late at night you should run. It is said that assgremlins also use this vehicle at times to conduct raids on unsuspecting human victims.
The latest tactic employed is to fit the mango-van with an icecream van speaker so as to trick innocent children.
"Oh shit! RUN! It's the mango-van!"

"I thought it was the icecream van, but when those beavers and their assgremlin friends started attacking I just ran for my life!"
by D.E March 19, 2004
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Rubber Bullet Kisses

When riot police shoot you in the ass. Its basically a pathetic, non-lethal attempt to disperse a crowd of malcontents. This crowd is usually made up of people who didnt go to school that day. Rubber Bullet Kisses are usually followed by Baton Courtesy.
"Robert went to the anit-beaver hunting riot and got rubber bullet kisses all over his ass."
by D.E March 19, 2004
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Urban Monkey Warfare

Urban Monkey Warfare occurs when a large number of crazy, possibly diseased, monkeys invade an urban area and proceed to systematically attack the human population. The humans in turn have no choice but to defend themselves, and the army is called in, turning the urban areas into large battlezones. The biggest ever Urban Monkey War was fought in Minto, NSW. The humans ultimately won, but both sides sustained heavy losses.

Urban Monkey Warfare is also the title of a song by KMFDM.
"If you see a large number of crazy monkeys near your house, prepare for Urban Monkey Warfare!"
by D.E March 19, 2004
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Pananian Marsh Beaver

The native beaver of the Panania region. Known for its tempermental state and cases of extreme violence towards humans and other species. Found in the Pananian Marshes, its size varies from that of a normal beaver to the huge specimens found near nuclear waste barrels. Currently the target of a steralisation program by the PBSP.
Known diseases/issues: MBD, tendency to go mango.
"Run! Its a pananian marsh beaver!"

"That Pananian marsh beaver beaverised that little boy for no apparent reason."
by D.E March 18, 2004
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Me 262

The world's first operational jet fighter. Designed by the Messerschmitt company in Germany during WWII. Its unreliable engines and late entry to the war were its biggest downfall.
"The Me 262 was a cool plane."
by D.E March 20, 2004
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Rumoured to be a secret military project that went wrong, Weapons of Monitor Destruction or WOMDs are completely denied by all respective agencies. There is mounting proof that manganaro is a WOMD due to a classroom incident that took place recently. Possibly another side effect of MBD.
"Watch out dude, that guy is a WOMD, better hide your computer!"
by D.E March 18, 2004
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