Grant's definitions

bottom

The underside of an object; opposite from the top

We cannot see the bottom of that pit.

by Grant March 5, 2005

Topher

A short little fucker who thinks they are tough, but anyone can beat their ass.

Like when topher faught bacon, look at that.

by Grant March 21, 2003

chin dong

A dildo that straps on to your chin

What the hell is that?!

It's a chin dong, dummy!

by Grant November 17, 2003

grunt

An E-1 in the Marine Corps

"Grunts like reading about dead officers"
"OK, how about a General"

by Grant July 18, 2003

pennsylvania

Land of one lane bridges, Potholed Roads Going up 800 foot mountains at a 75 degree angle, Amish people, Mountains, awesome scenery, Union love, Confederate hate, and one of the largest cities in the country, Philadelphia.

Pennsylvania is awesome to visit, but it sux to actually live there

by Grant July 17, 2003

Third Leg

A Penis

Woman, you best cram my third leg down yo throat!

My third leg is toned and ready to be massaged

by Grant July 17, 2003

Upper Darby

A township in Pennsylvania bordering Philadelphia. Located in Delaware County ("Delco"). It is sometimes called "the gateway of Delco" because it has two main roads in and out of the city (West Chester Pike/Market street and Marshall Road)and because the 69th street terminal provides transportation to and from the city and Montgomery County. It is home of the Tower theater, Sellers library (old "Hoodland estate), and friendly people. The Township has five fire companies and a hard working police department as well as a hospital (Delaware County Memorial). Main roads include the West Chester Pike, Lansdowne ave, 69th street, State road, Township Line (US route 1),Burmont ave, Garrett road, and long lane. The township formally separated from Darby in 1786.

I am proud to live in the fine township of Upper Darby!!!

by Grant June 12, 2004