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A conservative, middle-aged, white male bully, bloated with self-importance, who feels free to spew hateful opinions publicly, cursing out all those who disagree, especially progressive women of color. After Florida congressman Ted Yoho, notorious for his vile confrontation of AOC on the steps of the U.S. Capitol.
I'm so depressed—my sweetie's uncle is such a Yoho and we have to go to his place for dinner!
Congress, corporate board rooms, they seem packed full of Yohos who think they own the world.
Dude, don't be such a Yoho—open up your mind!
by Creed Cur July 22, 2020
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Somebody who's descent includes a country that no longer exists.
Michael is such a Yoho, I've never even heard of Assyria.
by Ross Handler February 23, 2006
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The biggest fucking bitch in America. Someone so insecure that they can only distract themselves from all the people fucking their wife by bullying others, only to fail at that too.
Just because you’ve never accomplished anything in your life and you’re too much of a coward to stop other people from fucking your wife doesn’t mean you have to be a yoho about it!
by Contextiskey July 21, 2020
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A pathetic little person who will talk shit then immediately deny they ever said anything.
Named after US Representative Ted Yoho.
Ted called AOC a "fucking bitch" in front of the press and still pussied out when she called him on it. He's such a yoho.
by Nightmare Kitten July 23, 2020
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Shortened form of Yo ho ho! - yoho is a term used to describe pirated materials, usually films or tv programmes downloaded over the internet.
Steve has downloaded the pilot for The Walking Dead but it's a really low grade yoho so I'll wait for broadcast.

I managed to get an HD yoho of that movie, "Ink", and it was so cool I donated to their paypal site from their website.
by L~J October 21, 2010
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