ass baskett

1:someone whom is an irrational ass hole.

2:someone whom has crapped their pants has also made an ass basket

"damnit man, for the last time, lemmings are not trying to hump your leg, ya ass baskett..

by phillanthro May 20, 2009

Ass Basketry

n. 1. the characteristic behaviors of Ass Baskets;

2. the practice of weaving hand baskets from hairs plucked off of and around the anus, combined with those shaved from the buttocks proper;

3. any behavior that might otherwise be described as frontin', hatin', posing, stoolin', perpetratin'

I'm about to kick that prick to the curb, cause he's a master of Ass Basketry.

Damn. I bought my lady a handbag for our anniversary. That pooch cost several hundy cause the designer is a virtuoso of Ass Basketry.

by Maestro41 October 16, 2011

Ass Basket

A person who has demonstrated his ability to be more than just an ordinary ass! A massive jerk equivalent to a basket full of asses.

Jeez that guy is a real ass basket!

by Renegade63x September 18, 2009

ass basket

The area between the anus and the division of the buttocks. This area is where the buttocks normally rest against each other.

When I shit, I like to spread my ass cheeks apart so I don't get shit all over my assbasket. It's funky enough down there already.

by Webgrunt August 8, 2003

Ass-Basket

A person that is such an ass as to comprise an entire basket of asses.

Bob: Your boss made you work late again?
Dave: Yeah, my boss is a real ass-basket!

by Larry Nathan April 29, 2008

Ass basket

It is where you have a group of people and they are all being a cunt muffin

These kids was being an ass basket today when they was picking on Dominik the mentally challenge kid

by Cancer Squad February 28, 2017

ass basket

A kitty litter box. V. stinky.

"Dammit, the cat shat outside the ass basket again!"

by SnaggPDX November 30, 2004