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Asstapalyzation
Commonly used by 8-3
Created by Shadon Evans mostly used by Prince Dixon
1. Used to substitute almost any word.
2. Used to sound smarter due to its long pronunciation.
3. Often used to describe something.
Created by Shadon Evans mostly used by Prince Dixon
1. Used to substitute almost any word.
2. Used to sound smarter due to its long pronunciation.
3. Often used to describe something.
Example1
Teacher: How far is the Earth from the sun?
Student: Well miss, the Asstapalyzation of the earth is about ......... therefore ...........
Example 2
Friends: Water is wet
Other friend: Actually the Asstapalyzation of water is ......... so technically water is actually...........
Teacher: How far is the Earth from the sun?
Student: Well miss, the Asstapalyzation of the earth is about ......... therefore ...........
Example 2
Friends: Water is wet
Other friend: Actually the Asstapalyzation of water is ......... so technically water is actually...........
Asstapalyzation by VintageBandit March 7, 2020
Ashtabula
Ashtabula by shylzbfkkjbyjbgfyu April 2, 2011
Asstaurant
guy with munchies a: - yo I'm hungry,wanna hit the local McD's?
guy with munchies b: - nah, I'd rather go to any other asstaurant than that place. This way we save some and don't help fund the clown-faced Hitler.
guy with munchies b: - nah, I'd rather go to any other asstaurant than that place. This way we save some and don't help fund the clown-faced Hitler.
Asstaurant by big uncle G June 3, 2008
Ashtavious
The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. Loving, caring, handsome with questionable sexual preferences - Ashtavious is an avid animal lover, spending countless hours with his dogs. He's also a master in the kitchen when creating his own recipes with weird ingredients like peanut butter. Ashtavious is as strong as an ox and can always be counted on. Becoming friends with Ashtavious is as easy as pie. He can be found in many places such as the bar, the bathroom, any local dog park, or any other communal areas.
I met this dog lover while playing pool last night, we hit it off instantly! Oh, he must be an Ashtavious!
Ashtavious by GriswoldAndTank October 17, 2021
el asomado
name given in peru to the technique in which you place your erected pennis vertically against your pants to avoid the erection to be noticed. Usually used in classrooms or other social situations.
Chato: how was the power point presentation yesterday?
Tomas: i had to do "el asomado".....but i think Mauchi noticed it anyway.....
Tomas: i had to do "el asomado".....but i think Mauchi noticed it anyway.....
el asomado by shaolindelamor May 8, 2011
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