como

Certainty of missing out
You no longer fear that you miss out, but you are certain of it.

Richard could not eat today because his dentures were malfunctioning. He had major como at the curry buffet.

by yywan23 September 04, 2016

como

Columbia, Missouri. Home of the fabolous Hickman Highschool and the not so fabolous RockBridge Beruins.....who hates Jefferson City!

Yo nigga i ride or die in como bitches!

by jordan shaw November 10, 2006

como

a person living in a depressed state of doom and gloom. Comatose or zombie-like

Man that dude is such a como...he darkens every door he steps through

by unknown October 03, 2003

como

Someone who is clueless or naive. But said in a joking way. Como means in Spanish "How" but my definition means different. You can use it to call your family that. But it's no harm done cause it's in a joking way. Everybody is a como at least once a day. We all do stupid things. Therefore everyone is a como.

"You don't know what you're talking about. You're a como."

"I'm not a como. I know what I'm doing."

by Michael M. Murray January 07, 2009

como

A term used in speech/theatre. Also meaning what? in Spanish.

The teacher made an outlandish comment. Como?

by McIzzy April 20, 2007

como

Umm... a high school.

Travis Byrne: "I love the sccchool spirit!"

by djClue October 28, 2003

como

A homo-coma; being brain-dead to the fact that you're totally gay, similar to "in the closet"

"Sean's kinda cute, but he's totally in a como. Have you ever seen how long he takes to do his hair?"

by Tatas November 22, 2006