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asimulate 

To asimulate (To substitute or replace).

asimulation (The process of substitution or replacement)

-noun

asimulate, makes reference to specific measures which are put into place, so to substitute or replace the native cultural and social norms of a society, with a foreign one.
asimulate American Indian and Australian Aborigine native social and cultural norms, with foreign European ones.
asimulate by Baron Neville August 24, 2016
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assimilatex 

A combination of noun and verb describing the simultaneous action of changing to and state of being latex. Of or having the quality of being covered in latex. Coined by Mike Watson February 1, 2010.
You will be assimilatex.
assimilatex by Polymathink February 3, 2010

you will be assimilated 

See resistance is futile.
We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
you will be assimilated by TokJK September 8, 2006

Assimilate 

1. To gather ideas in order to understand a subject.

2. To tie a subject to a multitude of other ideas and references.
I showed a kid a cup and a picture of two girls playing. And he began to assimilate.
Assimilate by Sp00per February 20, 2018

Simulated Anal 

When you use feces as lubricant for your penis.
Ben ran out of lube, so he took a shit in his hand and performed simulated anal with his hand.
Simulated Anal by KaBoom August 14, 2014

Assimilate 

Assimilation isn't living together as friends, it never was.
1) The guy/girl trying to assimilate you was never your friend. You're divided from him/her for a good reason.

2) The guy didnt assimilate to people not from his neighborhood, it was his neighborhood, not theirs.
Assimilate by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

assimilate 

What the Borg does in startrek, destroying difference among people in order to make the perfect society. What Jews had to do in antisemitic Europe in the 19th century. What every minority is expected to do.
”We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."
assimilate by bananaquiet August 18, 2019
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