assulated 

Past tense of "assult" (an alternate spelling of "assault"). There is no such word as "assulate."

You can assult a person. That person was assulated. But you can't assulate them.

assulated by Mr Ken Shabby February 3, 2024

assblasted 

1.To get dominated, owned, or rocked by some unfortunate, overwhelming event, action, or person.

2. To dominate, own, or rock someone or something.

Synonymous with "you got served."

The quarterback got assblasted by the lineman's ferocious sack.

assblasted by IS SKYE January 5, 2005

arselated 

When an individual is isolated for being an arsehole

The guys arselated Paul after he not only slept with all their wives but reported back that none of them scored higher than 3 on the great shag scale.

arselated by QtThinkers November 8, 2015

textually assaulted 

to receive so many texts that it feels like you have been violated
or
to get multiple angry texts

man, her husband textually assaulted her for being late.

textually assaulted by rockarolla July 13, 2012

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2 

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2 (Ibaasarpir2)

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2 by Iamnotntfunny August 5, 2021

Assinated

When someone just gets absolutely destroyed in anything (game,sport,activity,etc.)

YO THIS MAN JUST GOT ASSINATED!

Assinated by Biggiely August 10, 2018

Assiated 

(Adj.) Pertaining or related to the stupidity of the writer/speaker. Usually used after having read something very stupid or not thought out. No common sense involved.

"This has to be the most assiated, stupidly written bankruptcy questionnaire I have ever read"

Assiated by Tyler Earman October 26, 2005