Aritulate 

When your name is attached to something you didn't do/make (eg a poster) that contains a mistake that makes you look like an idiot.

I sent out an aritulate invitation and now everyone thinks I can't spell my own name!

Aritulate by toonoseyformyownrelationship May 29, 2018

Alritelates  

A combination of "alright" and "lates." Usually said in a quick, and high pitched voice. Also usually followed by one or more exclamation points. This word came into existence due to the fact that most males say "alright lates" at the end of a conversation.

I'll call u back, alritelates !!!

Alritelates by Efrain January 22, 2008

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude 

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude by Moose September 23, 2003

Arugulated 

1. The feeling of anger or depression that comes from making your girlfriend sick by not pining her.
2. A state of depression that causes one to go into a hibernation state after finding out that their girlfriend is vaccinated.
3. An emotion expressed when Matt is a fucking bitch to you.

Matt: You've been dating your girlfriend for almost 2 months. How haven't you pined you stupid bitch.
Matt: I heard she's also vaccinated.
Sam: Matt I hate you. I'm so fucking ARUGULATED right now!

Arugulated by YogurtLuvr420 May 13, 2019

asimulate 

To asimulate (To substitute or replace).

asimulation (The process of substitution or replacement)

-noun

asimulate, makes reference to specific measures which are put into place, so to substitute or replace the native cultural and social norms of a society, with a foreign one.

asimulate American Indian and Australian Aborigine native social and cultural norms, with foreign European ones.

asimulate by Baron Neville August 24, 2016

Articulated Truck

4 in the front, 16 in the back. Fingers and toes, and knees if you get that far.

"Where's Rebecca?"

"She's in the hospital, I gave her an articulated truck last night"

Articulated Truck by Chiparoo October 9, 2011

Articulate 

Able to convert one's thoughts and emotions into words. Those who are articulate can use large, 'higher-level' words in their sentences without making a conscious effort to do so.

Just because somebody types without proper grammar doesn't make them inarticulate; after all, why does it matter whether or not you waste your time trying to add proper punctuation.

Articulate by Diggity Monkeez January 13, 2005