asian fright 

The shock you get when an asian person walks right by you from behind, and you didn't expect it to happen

Wow, Chung-Ju just gave me a massive asian fright, as I was just walking down the street deep in my own thoughts

asian fright by jobey7896 July 27, 2010

Asian Fighting Pussy 

A predominant trait almost exclusive to women of Asian descent where the vagina possesses a tight curve and lack of depth coupled with durable elasticity. Anthropologists have determined this trait was the result of Han Chinese becoming common genetic ancestry following the defeat of Miao and the Li during the Battle of Zhuolu in 26th century BC. This unique vagina configuration was first thought as bodily defense to insure a genetically pure sexual reproduction. The vagina possess a physical obstacle with its curve that makes penetration difficult from a thicker penis, its shallow depth and elasticity cause an effect known as wondering cervix; causing a longer penis glands to travel along the side cervix pointing the meatus away from the cervical canal.

This female trait has been criticized for the decline of Asian penis sizes; the decline was a result of a need for a smaller penis proper sexually reproduction, this decline has mirror the enlargement of the physical obstructions in the females vagina.

In modern culture Asian women have found it an empowering trait when having sexual intercourse with men of far removed ethnic heritage with lager penises. During penetration the larger penis requires a large amount of force to fully penetrate while wondering cervix rubbing the meatus of the penis randomly producing a great deal of pleasure for the male.

This trait has been known as a contributing factor of contracting “Yellow Fever” in men of non-Asian descent.

You can't push rope with that Asian Fighting Pussy

Asian Fighting Pussy by Kinkster.org July 13, 2015

Asian Fight 

A fight in which 2 or more Asians participate in a battle of whits. Usually happens when the parties involved have a dispute over their favorite pokemon or whether dragonball Z or Inuyasha are the better anime. The battle itself is fought with Ti-89 calculators and complex fractions.

Asian #1: Charmander is the best pokemon ever!
Asian #2: Squirttle would kick Charmander's ass, as his weakness is water, and I know this because I am Asian.
People walking in halls: Asian Fight!

Asian Fight by MikeydaV May 26, 2006

asian snowball fight 

When 50 asian girls get fucked my 10 or more guys and then they throw the cum at each other causing a fight.

My asian girlfriend and a her damn asian friends beat me and a couple of my friends asses in an asian snowball fight.

asian snowball fight by fingerbang1234 April 13, 2009

Asiana Flight 214 

Captain Sum Ting Wong
Wi Tu Lo
Ho Lee Fuk
Bang Ding Ow

OH NO! We will become Asiana Flight 214 soon!

Asiana Flight 214 by Ambystoma mexicanum May 22, 2023

PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA 

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PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA by pluh 🗣️🔥🔥 August 24, 2023