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Ashtabula 

A city in Ohio known for being more worthless than a pile of shit.
Ew, no way are we going to Ashtabula.
Ashtabula by shylzbfkkjbyjbgfyu April 2, 2011

Ashtabula 

An ugly ass, a nasty ass. A reference to the "city" of Ashtabula in Ohio and its ugly ass inhabitants. Can also be used to describe an ugly blemish or physical flaw.
Dude, I've got this wicked Ashtabula growing under my balls!
Ashtabula by :sco: July 13, 2010

ashtabula 

A shithole town in Northeast Ohio that you have to make up party organizations to have fun in. See carpe noctem 3.
A car with no wheels. That's a metaphor. We have all the parts, and maybe at one point in time we could have been cool, but then we fucked up.
ashtabula by Carpe Noctem March 28, 2005

Ashtabula 

pretty much the shittiest place in ohio. where you cann't drive down the street without almost hitting some white trash asshole walking down the middle of the road holding 5 save-a-lot bags. where the biggest and most exciting store in town is super walmart. where the only thing to do on a friday night is go bowling or to b-dubs. thank god it's only an hour from cleveland.
If you ever have the opportunity to move out of Ashtabula, TAKE IT!
Ashtabula by bula hater May 16, 2006

ashtabula ohio 

The place where dead ends and meth heads coside dont forget about herion though mixture of a nasty trash smell and chemicals place where your more likey to find meth then a payphone
Holy shit smell that? Yeah thats ashtabula ohio nasty place
ashtabula ohio by Trillzz July 16, 2017

Ashkalaboobie 

A Genesis battle cry!!! (true believers know what's up)
(someone says something exciting) "ASHKALABOOBIE!!!!!"
Ashkalaboobie by The cinco alexes October 20, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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