ashtakala

one of the main characters in the squidbillies show. the one that poops himself in every episode.

hes coming to ashtakala yo ass!

by doooobius_wordsmith February 15, 2021

Ashtabula

A city in Ohio known for being more worthless than a pile of shit.

Ew, no way are we going to Ashtabula.

by shylzbfkkjbyjbgfyu April 2, 2011

Ashtabula

An ugly ass, a nasty ass. A reference to the "city" of Ashtabula in Ohio and its ugly ass inhabitants. Can also be used to describe an ugly blemish or physical flaw.

Dude, I've got this wicked Ashtabula growing under my balls!

by :sco: July 13, 2010

ashtabula

A shithole town in Northeast Ohio that you have to make up party organizations to have fun in. See carpe noctem 3.

A car with no wheels. That's a metaphor. We have all the parts, and maybe at one point in time we could have been cool, but then we fucked up.

by Carpe Noctem March 28, 2005

Ashtabula

pretty much the shittiest place in ohio. where you cann't drive down the street without almost hitting some white trash asshole walking down the middle of the road holding 5 save-a-lot bags. where the biggest and most exciting store in town is super walmart. where the only thing to do on a friday night is go bowling or to b-dubs. thank god it's only an hour from cleveland.

If you ever have the opportunity to move out of Ashtabula, TAKE IT!

by bula hater May 16, 2006

ashtabula ohio

The place where dead ends and meth heads coside dont forget about herion though mixture of a nasty trash smell and chemicals place where your more likey to find meth then a payphone

Holy shit smell that? Yeah thats ashtabula ohio nasty place

by Trillzz July 16, 2017

Ashkalaboobie

A Genesis battle cry!!! (true believers know what's up)

(someone says something exciting) "ASHKALABOOBIE!!!!!"

by The cinco alexes October 20, 2010