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All asanties are very beautiful.They pussy always wet and are big freaks .They always hungry and social media is their life.Everyone think asanties have hoes but really they want one person .Asanties are nice but a mean side can come out
"I need me a Asantie "
asantie by Quilletbrown March 13, 2017
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asantewa 

A gorgeous young lass who thrives on everything that life throws at her. She is beautiful, smart and a pleasure to look at...for days. She has beautiful hair, somewhat asymmetrical to emphasize her inner longing to be different from all else. Has an ass of a goddess and eyes of an angel, if that angel were a product of intergalactic coitus between gaseous Saturn rings and Niagara falls!

She would rather be an amazing social worker than pursue a lucrative law career. She has her blonde moments, but is not afraid to laugh at her own self. Seeing her face brightens up a room full of gloom.
I would really want to have asantewa as my wife
asantewa by Thatrandombadass July 4, 2015
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asantewaa 

She’s a good listener. The best You could get. She will solve any problem in no time. She is very passionate about the things she does. Do not ever ignore, because her attention shows promise and will amaze you
“Asantewaa, could you come and help me with my work,”pleaded Christel
asantewaa by Rockys November 20, 2019
A young man who is a major blessing to life it’s self, he holds so much value it’s immeasurable. He is humble yet oblivious to the importance of his presence and abilities. He is shy and timid but that is one of his best parts about his unique personality. The amount of appreciation he lacks is sad enough to say, he doesn’t deserve it. For this incredible human being to go unnoticed by anyone or even mistreated, I have a message for you people...not only are you dumb but also blind. Many people are lucky enough to meet him in their life time, take advantage of the time now to realize he’s one of a kind.
Tell your Asantae how much he means to you, just like I did
Asantae by Izzy$$$$ February 16, 2021
A very confident and outgoing person. They tend to be very inspirational when they speak.

A person who has great sense of humor
I met a guy today who is the perfect definition of Asante
I think you are awesome, you should totally change your name to Asante
Asante by CalculusJuicySanta January 24, 2017
An amazingly handsome kind individual. He is strong and courageous. Never gives up on anything life throws at him. He loves his girlfriend with all that he is. Asante is friends with everyone, but don't make him mad because you'll never have him as a friend again.
Who is that guy over there with the beautiful girl? Oh man, that's Asante. Don't mess with him or his girl!
Asante by KKUKNOWMS16 December 28, 2015
The Ashanti.... (also Asante) are a major ethnic group from Africa who speak a dialect of Akan. Prior to European colonization, the Ashanti Confederacy/Kingdom was a major state, particularly during the period from 1570 to 1900. Ashanti wealth was based on the region's substantial deposits of gold. These luscious gold deposits led to many people who started metal-working. From these gold deposits came a golden stool. The stool was sacred, so that no one could sit, touch, or even get within a few of it: the Stool was a religious item. An attempt by British Gold Coast governor Frederick Hodgson in 1900 to take the Golden Stool led to an uprising by the Ashanti. There were eleven major wars in this conflict. The Ashanti won ALL of them, except the last. In these wars, Ashanti generals stopped the inland encroachment of the British. It took the British nearly a century of fighting with the Ashanti before they gained total control of the region. The territory occupied by the Kingdom of Ashanti is now part of what is now known as Ghana...
To be born Ashanti (Asante), is to be ordained to bring into the world all that is best in the human race.
Asante by reaLest February 15, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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