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A young man who is a major blessing to life it’s self, he holds so much value it’s immeasurable. He is humble yet oblivious to the importance of his presence and abilities. He is shy and timid but that is one of his best parts about his unique personality. The amount of appreciation he lacks is sad enough to say, he doesn’t deserve it. For this incredible human being to go unnoticed by anyone or even mistreated, I have a message for you people...not only are you dumb but also blind. Many people are lucky enough to meet him in their life time, take advantage of the time now to realize he’s one of a kind.
Tell your Asantae how much he means to you, just like I did
Asantae by Izzy$$$$ February 16, 2021
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asantewa 

A gorgeous young lass who thrives on everything that life throws at her. She is beautiful, smart and a pleasure to look at...for days. She has beautiful hair, somewhat asymmetrical to emphasize her inner longing to be different from all else. Has an ass of a goddess and eyes of an angel, if that angel were a product of intergalactic coitus between gaseous Saturn rings and Niagara falls!

She would rather be an amazing social worker than pursue a lucrative law career. She has her blonde moments, but is not afraid to laugh at her own self. Seeing her face brightens up a room full of gloom.
I would really want to have asantewa as my wife
asantewa by Thatrandombadass July 4, 2015
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Ashantae 

Ashantae is a girl who’s very nonchalant, intelligent and doesn’t play about her money. Ashantae is the type to be there for you no matter what and always got your back if you got hers. Ashantae is sweet, loving and caring but her attitude is very bad. Once you start fucking with Ashantae I bet you’re not gonna stop.
Ashantae: let’s go to the mall
Girl: I don’t have any money..
Ashantae: did I say that ? Girl let’s go
Ashantae by Alex fantom November 10, 2018

asantewaa 

She’s a good listener. The best You could get. She will solve any problem in no time. She is very passionate about the things she does. Do not ever ignore, because her attention shows promise and will amaze you
“Asantewaa, could you come and help me with my work,”pleaded Christel
asantewaa by Rockys November 20, 2019
A very confident and outgoing person. They tend to be very inspirational when they speak.

A person who has great sense of humor
I met a guy today who is the perfect definition of Asante
I think you are awesome, you should totally change your name to Asante
Asante by CalculusJuicySanta January 24, 2017
An amazingly handsome kind individual. He is strong and courageous. Never gives up on anything life throws at him. He loves his girlfriend with all that he is. Asante is friends with everyone, but don't make him mad because you'll never have him as a friend again.
Who is that guy over there with the beautiful girl? Oh man, that's Asante. Don't mess with him or his girl!
Asante by KKUKNOWMS16 December 28, 2015
All asanties are very beautiful.They pussy always wet and are big freaks .They always hungry and social media is their life.Everyone think asanties have hoes but really they want one person .Asanties are nice but a mean side can come out
"I need me a Asantie "
asantie by Quilletbrown March 13, 2017
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