Skip to main content
Someone who self defines as an "artist" but really just doesn't want to find a real job and endlessly sponges off family and friends while excreting endless piles of crap they call art that no sane person would ever actually buy or display.
That artick brother of mine is still living rent free in my grandmothers garage.
artick by Steve the Critic January 11, 2008
Words you can keep

Article 13 

When the EU obtains Thanos's infinity gauntlet and erased half of memes from existance.
hEy jiMmY dId ya hEaR arTiCle 13 jUsT paSsEd!
Article 13 by G4m3rG1rl March 26, 2019
Related Words

Article 13/Article 11 

Quite possibly the most insane copyright measures to be conceived, Article 13 would pretty much kill fair use and all manner of other copyright exceptions on the internet while making it so that you need to buy individual licenses for all copyrighted materials you want to feature in your works, whereas Article 11 would institute a link tax that would require you to pay just that in order to link news articles, or pretty much any other kind of article or page. These measures which are being pushed in the EU parliament will thoroughly cripple the internet if they go into effect, which could happen in 2021 if not enough people tell the EU to reject them in a final vote early next year. Don't think just because you're not in the EU that you won't be affected by these measures, given how broadly and incompetently they have been constructed. It's also not helped that they're next to impossible to enforce, and could lead to internet companies operating in the EU to withdraw from there, including and surely not limited to Urban Dictionary. Live within the EU? Get under your MP's skin and demand they oppose them. Not in the EU? Spread the word as far as you can.
Article 13/Article 11 in action:

*posts a meme image containing a car, some copyrighted shirts, and various buildings and fixtures*

*image gets banned*

*Sorry, but this image cannot be allowed unless you buy dozens of licenses for everything contained within it.*
Article 13/Article 11 by AVeryBigDeal November 12, 2018

article 13 

the worst thing on earth to happen in europe
I feel bad for those in Europe because of Article 13.

Artichini 

Early Italian-American slang used in replacement for the American B-Word. Mostly outdated now.
SHUT UP YOU STUPID ARTICHINI”
PURRRRR ARTICHINI”
Artichini by Helen Broth June 10, 2022

Article 13 

The result when all the politicians are 50+ years old and decide how to control the internet
Politician: HEY IM RETARDED, LETS FUCK UP THE INTERNET AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE LET'S CALL IT ARTICLE 13
Article 13 by TMUhater99 April 17, 2019
A beautiful girl that is wonderful in every way. If you know an Artika keep her close because she is the best thing that can happen in your life. She is caring, a lovely friend, intelligent, and all around amazing. Whenever an Artika steps into the room, the room lights up. Artika is beautiful on the inside and outside and all the boys go crazy for her!
Girl #1: I wish I was an Artika
Girl #2: Me too
Random boy: You'll never be an Artika, she's just too good
artika by ALLHANDLESARETAKEN November 28, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
Next