artickles

Humorous published missives to really get yer funny-bone jiggling.

Art Buchwald always wrote da most hilarious artickles.

artickles by QuacksO February 20, 2025

Article 13 

When the EU obtains Thanos's infinity gauntlet and erased half of memes from existance.

hEy jiMmY dId ya hEaR arTiCle 13 jUsT paSsEd!

Article 13 by G4m3rG1rl March 26, 2019

Article 13/Article 11 

Quite possibly the most insane copyright measures to be conceived, Article 13 would pretty much kill fair use and all manner of other copyright exceptions on the internet while making it so that you need to buy individual licenses for all copyrighted materials you want to feature in your works, whereas Article 11 would institute a link tax that would require you to pay just that in order to link news articles, or pretty much any other kind of article or page. These measures which are being pushed in the EU parliament will thoroughly cripple the internet if they go into effect, which could happen in 2021 if not enough people tell the EU to reject them in a final vote early next year. Don't think just because you're not in the EU that you won't be affected by these measures, given how broadly and incompetently they have been constructed. It's also not helped that they're next to impossible to enforce, and could lead to internet companies operating in the EU to withdraw from there, including and surely not limited to Urban Dictionary. Live within the EU? Get under your MP's skin and demand they oppose them. Not in the EU? Spread the word as far as you can.

Article 13/Article 11 in action:

*posts a meme image containing a car, some copyrighted shirts, and various buildings and fixtures*

*image gets banned*

*Sorry, but this image cannot be allowed unless you buy dozens of licenses for everything contained within it.*

Article 13/Article 11 by AVeryBigDeal November 12, 2018

article 13 

the worst thing on earth to happen in europe

I feel bad for those in Europe because of Article 13.

article 13 by gocommitnotfeelingsogood February 2, 2019

Article 13 

The result when all the politicians are 50+ years old and decide how to control the internet

Politician: HEY IM RETARDED, LETS FUCK UP THE INTERNET AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE LET'S CALL IT ARTICLE 13

Article 13 by TMUhater99 April 17, 2019

Bro Code Article 223 

"One bro shall never attempt to remove or rob another bro of his beard or facial hair growth"

Bro 1 "Hey, lets shave Derek's Beard!"
Bro 2 "No way man, that violates bro code article 223, do it and you are no longer a bro"

Bro Code Article 223 by BeardLord April 20, 2015

Article 13 

The great depression with a twist

OOf for article 13

Article 13 by ttv.bounzl April 1, 2019