arserag 

The slightly tamer but still satisfying version of asswipe..

Bob is a fucking arserag! I can't believe he stole your freaking stereo!

arserag by Your Little Dose of Reality June 27, 2005

arserag 

Newcastle word for toilet paper.

Here mother chuck us some arserag up I'm on the carzy.

arserag by Elswick Charver April 19, 2006

arsebag 

term for a total shithead

lisa's dad won't let me fuck her, what an arsebag

arsebag by Ninjalo April 1, 2004

ArseRaptor 

A comedy fanatic who commonly has delusions of grandure, even though he/she has acheived something spectacular in the field of comedy/youtube in general.

Many common misconceptions include the idea that 'ArseRaptor' means a lad who likes taking wenches up the rear, or even some gay guy who does dudes up the 'arse'. These are obscenities, and such definitions of 'ArseRaptor' should be frowned upon.

Random citizen: "Have you seen any of ArseRaptor's videos?"
Random citizen's friend: "Of course."

Loyal youtuber: "ArseRaptor's videos are awesome!"

ArseRaptor by REALArseRaptor August 7, 2012

Arsergy 

A word used to describe the combined human state of a) having a lack of physical and/or mental energy (tired, worn out, etc.) together with b) the feeling that you really cannot be arsed to do something specific or indeed anything at all.

Most likely British in origin.

What's up dude?
Not much. I'm just lacking arsergy right now...

You coming out to get wasted tonight?
I have no fucking arsergy tonight - I'm staying put.

What have you been up to?
Nothing - I've had no arsergy all day.

Arsergy by Red Hot Chilli Girl February 15, 2009

arsemagic 

dull, uninspired music, particularly electronic listening or dance music

I didn't like that DJ, he just played a load of arsemagic.

arsemagic by spunkism October 15, 2003

Arsewagons 

General-purpose exclamation of surprise, anguish or distress.

Oh arsewagons, I've left the gas on!
Arsewagons! It's the rozzers!

Arsewagons by LeighTC May 14, 2011