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arsetigers
arsetigers by lo, the greebo warrior November 4, 2003
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arsebadger
1. The sort of large dark furry turd with a deceptively slener head that causes a painful dilation of the anus when expelled.
2. Any situation, task or individual known to cause similar levels of discomfort.
2. Any situation, task or individual known to cause similar levels of discomfort.
arsebadger by manta May 22, 2003
Arselander
The steward of a Football Fans Forum that fixes and manipulates polls to make it look like the fans voted for him so he appears the most likeable member of that forum when really he's just an arsewipe....
Forum Member: Who do you think will win the 'Most Likeable Fan of the Year Award'...?
Other Forum Member: Don't make no difference, That Arselander, Forever-CAFC, will only fiddle the results anyway...
Other Forum Member: Don't make no difference, That Arselander, Forever-CAFC, will only fiddle the results anyway...
Arselander by Red-Zed333 June 20, 2009
arselated
The guys arselated Paul after he not only slept with all their wives but reported back that none of them scored higher than 3 on the great shag scale.
arselated by QtThinkers November 8, 2015
Arselander
When a man ejaculates on another man's arse then rubs his face in it , this is thought to have originated in a Retirement Home in Sunderland , North East England
Arselander by Kerry Katona June 18, 2009
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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