Arselager

When your farts smell like beer

Whoa, what an arselager! And I haven't even drank any beer!

by Korossu August 28, 2017

arsetigers

a spontanious statement of surprise, delight, anger, or anything you want it to mean.

*after stubbing toe* Arsetigers! that fucking hurt

by lo, the greebo warrior November 4, 2003

arsebadger

1. The sort of large dark furry turd with a deceptively slener head that causes a painful dilation of the anus when expelled.

2. Any situation, task or individual known to cause similar levels of discomfort.

Arsebadgers! b3ta.com is on the block list.

That's a right arsebadger.

by manta May 22, 2003

Arselander

The steward of a Football Fans Forum that fixes and manipulates polls to make it look like the fans voted for him so he appears the most likeable member of that forum when really he's just an arsewipe....

Forum Member: Who do you think will win the 'Most Likeable Fan of the Year Award'...?

Other Forum Member: Don't make no difference, That Arselander, Forever-CAFC, will only fiddle the results anyway...

by Red-Zed333 June 20, 2009

arselated

When an individual is isolated for being an arsehole

The guys arselated Paul after he not only slept with all their wives but reported back that none of them scored higher than 3 on the great shag scale.

by QtThinkers November 8, 2015

Arselander

When a man ejaculates on another man's arse then rubs his face in it , this is thought to have originated in a Retirement Home in Sunderland , North East England

Bobby : Im gonna Arselander you....

by Kerry Katona June 18, 2009

arsebadgers

secretive creatures of which the only visible evidence is the scuff marks they leave on the inside of your keks

'fucking hell look at the skidmarks in them keks you dirty arsed cunt'
'wern't me mate, 'twer't arsebadgers'

by spong May 2, 2003