Definitions by spunkism

frunt

a high pressure fart

he didn't just break wind, he let out a really loud frunt

frunt by spunkism October 15, 2003

arsemagic 

dull, uninspired music, particularly electronic listening or dance music

I didn't like that DJ, he just played a load of arsemagic.

arsemagic by spunkism October 15, 2003

arse gravy 

A particularly noisome form of human excrement. Runny, smelly and not fully processed by the lower bowel. Often appearing shortly after prolonged and energetic anal sex. Can be used as an expletive.

I had to go very suddenly to the toilet, I could feel the arse gravy almost seeping out.

Arsegravy! Somebody's smashed my car!

arse gravy by spunkism October 15, 2003

cunt gas 

A fanny fart. Often caused by a build up of trapped air during sex, but occasionally by infection. The latter form would also have a very unpleasant odour. Can be used as an expletive.

We were just lying there cuddling when she let out some noisy cunt gas.

Cuntgas! Somebody smashed my car!

cunt gas by spunkism October 15, 2003