ArseRaptor 

A comedy fanatic who commonly has delusions of grandure, even though he/she has acheived something spectacular in the field of comedy/youtube in general.

Many common misconceptions include the idea that 'ArseRaptor' means a lad who likes taking wenches up the rear, or even some gay guy who does dudes up the 'arse'. These are obscenities, and such definitions of 'ArseRaptor' should be frowned upon.

Random citizen: "Have you seen any of ArseRaptor's videos?"
Random citizen's friend: "Of course."

Loyal youtuber: "ArseRaptor's videos are awesome!"

ArseRaptor by REALArseRaptor August 7, 2012

Arse Raptor 

Men who prey upon young, attractive women in bars or night clubs. They often move quickly from area to area and hunt in packs, hence the likeness to raptors. These are the kind of men who are often from an upper middle class background and use understand the concept of 'lad points' and 'banterousness'.

Arseraptor 1 - 'Well hello there ladies. My friends and I have been struck by your beauty and grace. Can I buy you a drink?'

Girl - 'Piss off, you Arse Raptor.'

Arseraptor 2 - 'That was a class example of banterous behavior. Lad points all round!'

Arse Raptor by CorporalL98 July 10, 2011

Assraptor

the act of biting into a fat juicy succulent elephantitus-stricken ass.

"hey katie have you assraptored tom yet?"

"no not yet nikki, but as soon as i see that nice piece of ace il pounce on that like a cheetah on a wildebeast"

Assraptor by ASSRAPTORSINC October 12, 2008

Asserator 

Device placed on a boat for the Rear Admiral's pleasure

When all the fish died in the livewell the Captain removed the Asserator from the livewell and stimulated his anus with it.

Asserator by Chris B******** March 14, 2007