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Some fat nerd from #edgeemu.

See fatass.
Argeto, get yo' stanky fatass out of my way!
argeto by anonymous March 15, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch
(Slang) Local denomination/expression for argentinian people or stuff coming from this country.
Specialy used by the young people.
Aguante el rock argento!
(Hold on the argentinian rock!)
Argento by whoknows? September 23, 2005
A toy for playing in ones arse.
dude: I can't get the lid off the milk....
other dude: You're such an arsetoy.

common toys - dildo, butt plug, egg whisk....whatever fits in there really.
arsetoy by DAYZEE1981 August 15, 2008

Asia Argento

Singlehandedly THE MOST beautiful, hottest, sexiest awesomest woman in the history of the entire universe. Fuck Megan Fox.

An Italian actress, sometimes-director, sometimes-writer, but generally awesome. Daughter of horrror master DARIO-FUCKING-ARGENTO, she's been in movies like Scarlet Diva, Land of the Dead, B. Monkey, xXx, she's also WAY more than what meets the eye. She's an extremely deep and intelligent person, more than what you might think.
Asia Argento is the hottest woman in the world. Fuck Tila Tequila.

arsetorch 

1. An excessively annoying person, prone to verbal outbursts that add little or no value to the conversation.
2. A torch used by proctologists.
"Shut the fuck up, Frank, you fucking arsetorch! I'm sick of your anal shining!"
arsetorch by Kyelin September 13, 2006

Arsetooth 

That part of the rectum which snips the poo. Invented by an acquaintace who was cheating at scrabble.
Hey look Arsetooth on a triple word score!
Arsetooth by Spikytop August 7, 2008
The name you give the cops. If they want your last name, add "Fucked"
After this I suggest you drive off rather quickly.
Cop: "Whats your name?"
Me: "Arget"
Cop: "Whats your last name Arget?"
Me: "Fucked.... Arget Fucked!"
Arget by the_crofty August 16, 2006
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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