Getting caught after telling people that you're going to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, but really you're in Argentina having an affair.
SC Gov. Mark Sanford found himself in an Argentinian Clusterfuck, after having told his family, aides and political allies that he was hiking the Appalachian Trail, held a press conference to admit that he was actually in Argentina having an affair.
When your girl is riding facing you, and she is holding your balls, with her dominant hand, between her Index finger and her middle finger while her thumb is stroking your penis in a straight line and in between your two nuts, slowly up and down and all the way back to the rim to just between the balls, all the way through to ejaculation.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.