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The Aquaman Conundrum

In film, books, and television, when the day can conveniently be saved by a very specific skill possessed by the protagonist.

See any Aquaman story where the world is saved by talking to fish.

Coined by Marc of Angry Puppy.
The film 10,000 BC had a bad case of the Aquaman Conundrum.

Aquemini 

Originating from the southern duo Outkast; Aquemini is the combination of the duos astrological signs, BigBoi (Aquarius) and Andre 3000 (Gemini). Aquarius and Gemini are both represented by the air element. Although very different, the two with the collaboration of Organized Noize created that defining sound of the ATL
Bae and I make the perfect couple...He's an Aquarius, I'm a Gemini...#Aquemini!!!
Aquemini by TwinGem November 7, 2018

Aquamayne 

The Unlikely Black Superhero who jumped and swam like hell to save a brother from being jumped. Mf saw that cap fly in the air and came to the rescue
We need more people like Aquamayne”
Aquamayne by vatman. August 7, 2023
A severely underrated hero. Partly due to bad writing and partly due to idiots who refuse to a little bit of research.

Real name Arthur Curry born of a human father and Atlantian mother. His abilities are not limited to talking to fish, he can communicate with ALL marine life (whales, sharks, giant squids, etc.). He also has super strength (spiderman level on land, superman level in the ocean.) He's and expert sword combatant and has a magic hand the negates magic attacks, so fan favorites like Loki are screwed!

On top of all of that, HES THE GODDAMN KING OF ATLANTIS!!
Generic Douche: "You suck Aquaman!"

*Aquaman grabs douche and hurls him into the sky*

Aquaman: "Whatever you say"
Aquaman by Redfoxboss October 16, 2014

The Aquaman 

When a man engages in sexual activity in the shower and semen covers his or her toes causing the toes to appear webbed like Aquaman.
My girl is gonna be a good swimmer now that I gave her the Aquaman!!

angry pirate,blowjob,facial,money shot,skeetaquaman,semen
The Aquaman by A.Aviles October 22, 2012

aquamaroon 

"What's your favorite color?"
"Dude, aquamaroon for the win"
aquamaroon by TimeBandit69 February 27, 2016