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The Aquaman Conundrum

In film, books, and television, when the day can conveniently be saved by a very specific skill possessed by the protagonist.

See any Aquaman story where the world is saved by talking to fish.

Coined by Marc of Angry Puppy.
The film 10,000 BC had a bad case of the Aquaman Conundrum.
A severely underrated hero. Partly due to bad writing and partly due to idiots who refuse to a little bit of research.

Real name Arthur Curry born of a human father and Atlantian mother. His abilities are not limited to talking to fish, he can communicate with ALL marine life (whales, sharks, giant squids, etc.). He also has super strength (spiderman level on land, superman level in the ocean.) He's and expert sword combatant and has a magic hand the negates magic attacks, so fan favorites like Loki are screwed!

On top of all of that, HES THE GODDAMN KING OF ATLANTIS!!
Generic Douche: "You suck Aquaman!"

*Aquaman grabs douche and hurls him into the sky*

Aquaman: "Whatever you say"
Aquaman by Redfoxboss October 16, 2014

The Aquaman 

When a man engages in sexual activity in the shower and semen covers his or her toes causing the toes to appear webbed like Aquaman.
My girl is gonna be a good swimmer now that I gave her the Aquaman!!

angry pirate,blowjob,facial,money shot,skeetaquaman,semen
The Aquaman by A.Aviles October 22, 2012

Aquamagreen 

The definition of aquamagreen, is a color that is a mixture of blue and green, but mostly green. The color aqua is a more equal combination of the two, but aquamagreen leans to the green side.
His shirt is a beautiful shade of aquamagreen.
Aquamagreen by Night falcon November 2, 2020

Dirty Aquaman 

While your wife/girlfriend is taking a crap, she reaches in the shower and jerks her boyfriend/husband off.
I got a Dirty Aquaman on my birthday from my wife. dirty aquaman wife shower
Dirty Aquaman by HandsomeJames December 16, 2015

aquaman hands 

skeet covered hands that give the "webbed finger" effect
Damn man, i wouldnt mess with that bitch, she got them aquaman hands.