apple john

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It's a fucking d-bag.

That silly apple john.

apple john by griz April 20, 2004

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Apple-john

A preserved apple which has lost the majority of its water content and thus appears wrinkled and shriveled. It was a term invented by Shakespeare, not Seth MacFuckingFarlane.

“I am withered like an old apple-john.” Shakespeare: 1 Henry IV. iii. 3.

Apple-john by Gliese September 13, 2010

beef witted apple john

One who amongst your circle of friends is commonly known as a lesser person, often humorously scorned in passing, yet not worthy of lengthy thought.

"Oh look everyone it's Alex Trebek. Hey Alex, ya beef witted apple john! What's the difference between you and a bird with a cold? One's a sick duck...anyways I don't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore."

beef witted apple john by Tony John C October 10, 2007

Johnny Apple Stem

When after anal sex (with a man or a woman), a man goes to urinate and a little brown "stem" (resembling an Apple Stem) pops out of his penis.

So I fucked this bitch in her dirty asshole last night and when I was done corn holing the broad I went to take a piss and a Johnny Apple Stem popped out!

Johnny Apple Stem by Porno Donkey March 2, 2010

Johnny apple weed

the residue left after smoking a bowl pack out of an apple pile its made up of half burnt green drenched in apple juice

"Dude i smoked some johnny apple weed and now i fuccin stoned

Johnny apple weed by DeCoY189th November 13, 2010

Johnny Rotten Apple Quicksteps

Diarrhea where each step results in an additional shart.

Wife: What the hell happened to your boxers and pants?

Husband: Your mother's cooking gave me the Johnny Rotten Apple Quicksteps. Those last few steps on the way to the bathroom were brutal. Good thing I was wearing socks.

Johnny Rotten Apple Quicksteps by HymieG December 30, 2010

johnny apple weed

The device that is created when you take an apple, cut a bowl in it, and a hole to pull, and then proceed to smoke marijuana through.

"Hey make a Johnny Apple Weed cause I got some bud!"

johnny apple weed by ill spills October 13, 2007

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026