apollogize 

This term refers to shape shifting. Apollo was a famous shape shifter appearing as a dolphin or a python. Used in reference to someone who is predictably mellow but can kick wolverine booty when agitated.

You really pissed her off , dawg. She's fixin' to Apollogize.

apollogize by Heyokavadhuta September 27, 2019

I DO apologize 

This means I do NOT apologize, and fuck you.

"I DO apologize,"...said the serial killer.
"I DO apologize"... said the politician.
"I DO apologize"...said customer service.

I DO apologize by sizzlefashizle October 19, 2018

Apollonized 

. . . to have a mundane image turn into something WOW !!

I don't buy how beautiful that pics is !! 'Must have 'been Apollonized !!

Apollonized by good lookin' August 22, 2011

Apolonized 

a-POL-o-nized

To be fixated in a trancelike state whereby a person’s attention has been seduced by flowing locks, mischievous wide smile and penetrating, molten eyes.

To lose time, hunger, and interest in anything else as you track down articles and pictures of an individual.

To be compelled to do nothing but look at photos and read articles on an individual all day long.

Attributed to Olympic Athlete and Dancing With the Stars Winner Apolo Anton Ohno

Origin: 2002, 2006 & 2010 Olympian Apolo Anton Ohno

Female: I don't know what happened. I was working on my report and then he walked by...so fluid, so Olympic like. Next thing I know, there's coffee on my report and you're telling me you've been calling me for ten minutes. I guess I was Apolonized!

Female: I was immediately Apolonized as he walked into the room smiled, tossed his head and stared right at me.

Apolonized by MzMarketing February 19, 2010

“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.

Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize” by S/he’s just a friend December 13, 2020

apollonized 

To have your image re-touched. Started off in Facebook by a Photoshop wiz . . . he came up with an album called "Beautiful People" where he would 'apollonize' ordinary portraits of individuals.

Wow!! That portrait of yours is such an eye candy!! Did you have it apollonized ?

apollonized by seyerollopa October 9, 2010

I DO apologize 

Rather than taking responsibility or solving a problem that a company has caused you, they just use the three litte words to end the matter: "I DO apologize" with the emphasis on "DO". What they are really saying is "I DON'T apologize, nor do I give a damn about you, or the inconviences and money we have cost you, now hang up the phone and let me get back to my sandwich!"

After dinging the customer's credit card a third time, the phone clerk responded, "Yes I see we have overbilled you and caused your credit score to be lowered do to a mistake we have made but it is past 30 days and there is nothing we can do about it, I DO apologize".

I DO apologize by Rich Friedland March 15, 2009