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pre-apologize

verb. To apologize for some shit that may happen.
ex. I came to work knowing good and hell well I was sick. So obviously someone was gonna get it. I "pre-apologized" to anyone who may get sick because of my ass.
pre-apologize by Dee Dee 27 June 24, 2008
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Prepologize 

Aaron: I'm getting drunk here so I'd like to prepologize for anything I do or say from now on.

Dave: Respect
Prepologize by badnewsbrookes April 3, 2009

prepologize 

To explain in advance that one intends to insult, slam, or belittle the person one is addressing
"I don't mean this the way it sounds, but..."

"Don't take this the wrong way, but..."

Used in a sentence: No. No. Please don't feel you need to prepologize for hurting my feelings.
prepologize by Ugbutton May 25, 2010
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