3 definitions by Rich Friedland

Rather than taking responsibility or solving a problem that a company has caused you, they just use the three litte words to end the matter: "I DO apologize" with the emphasis on "DO". What they are really saying is "I DON'T apologize, nor do I give a damn about you, or the inconviences and money we have cost you, now hang up the phone and let me get back to my sandwich!"
After dinging the customer's credit card a third time, the phone clerk responded, "Yes I see we have overbilled you and caused your credit score to be lowered do to a mistake we have made but it is past 30 days and there is nothing we can do about it, I DO apologize".
by Rich Friedland March 15, 2009
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Ruined, broken, or damaged by someone who doesn't want to take responsibility for causing it.
The clerk at Radio Shack, not wanting to admit that he broke the patron's watch while attempting to change the battery, explained it off as saying, "This watch is functified!"
by Rich Friedland March 26, 2007
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A toasting term used to express merriment, cheer and good health. Signifying that all is well between friends and cultures. As used in the song "Boom-bah-rae-lee Polka (A Polish, German, Russian, Cajun, Bluegrass, Rap, Pub Song)"
As two bearded soon to be enibriated fellows toast one another while clanking their steins they shout, "Boom-bah-rae-lee, Boom-bah-rae-lee, boom-bah-rae-lee spear my good man!"
by Rich Friedland December 28, 2009
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