apocolash

An event involving a lash on an epic or catastrophic scale.

Ani: Mate, what are your plans for New Years?

Haider: Apocolash2013.

by MOI Inc. September 10, 2012

ApocaSheen Now

The demise and ultimate doom of Charlie Sheen. In reference to his father’s epic war movie “Apocalypse Now”.

Mary: Looks like Charlie is going through his own Apocalypse Now, make that, ApocaSheen Now.

Sue: Yeh, Rated R for disturbing violent images, language, sexual content and constant drug use.

by Smazkiss March 18, 2011

Apocolashed

To consume copious amounts of alcohol on a night out resulting in a comatose state before 12 midnight.

Alright hombre, good night out?

Ah mate, don't. I got absolutely apocolashed.

by THE best man. April 30, 2009

apocalash

Where one goes clubbing the night before and the next morning, in fear of the hangover to come, begins to drink once more. The consumption of alcoholic beverages then continues throughout the entire today, until one is absolutely intoxicated.

For example: Shit, i think im still drunk from Smack. Apocalash? Yeh Brah. Apocalashhhhhhhhhh!

by fb19919239393 August 1, 2012

Apocalyshits

A combination of the two terms apocalypse and bullshit.

Apocalyshits refer to all of the so-called "end of the worlds" that were supposed to have happened, but simply turned out to be bullshit.

Hence, apocalyshits.

2800 b.c., 634 b.c., 389 b.c., the 1st century, c.a. 70, the 2nd century, 247, 365, 380, the late 4th century, 500, April 6th, 793, 800, 992, 1000, 1184, 1260, 1306, 1370, February 14, 1420, 1496, c.a. 1504, 1525, April 5, 1534, 1600, 1648, 1694, 1700, 1757, October 14, 1804, August 7, 1847, 1972, 1981, June 28, 1981, September 30, 1989, October 7, 1994, November 17, 1997, 2000, January 16, 2000, February 12, 2006, April 6, 2008, AND May 21, 2011 are only a few of the many, MANY APOCALYSHITS.

I will be laughing my ass off on December 22, 2012. ;D

by JSTK October 14, 2011

Apocalyshit

The worst shit you can imagine.

Bill: I blew up on the toilet, it was an apocalyshit.

by Monkey Sling Poo October 15, 2011

apocalash

Going out on the lash and getting drunk to apocalyptic proportions.

We not just getting pissed tonight, we're going on the apocalash!

by s2000-uk August 6, 2007