by Monkey Sling Poo October 15, 2011
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07:00 - Wake up for work, the farts begin.
07:30 to 08:00 - Wishing you had an M-40 gas mask in your car.
09:37 - Sitting alone in the office, co-workers keeping away. Tremors begin.
10:18 - Almost getting fired for letting one rip in the boss's office.
10:58 - Unable to contain, waddling to the nearest restroom.
10:59 - Containment breached! CONTAINMENT BREACHED!!!
11:13 - Searching for toilet paper, still wishing you had an M-40.
11:15 - Teary eyed, swollen anus hole, waddles out of restroom to find unconscious co-workers.
11:31 - HazMat Team arrives on scene. Curious, uneasy.
12:02 - Recovery team moves all afflicted to the safe zone.
12:27 - Containment of ground zero.
12:42 - Decontamination process commencing.
13:13 - Co-workers begin to stir, symptoms of confusion, burnt out olfactory nerves.
23:12 - Decontamination process complete, 65% loss of paint on the walls. All survivors to be further monitored for PTS.
23:59 - Apocalypshit contained... for now.
07:00 - Wake up for work, the farts begin.
07:30 to 08:00 - Wishing you had an M-40 gas mask in your car.
09:37 - Sitting alone in the office, co-workers keeping away. Tremors begin.
10:18 - Almost getting fired for letting one rip in the boss's office.
10:58 - Unable to contain, waddling to the nearest restroom.
10:59 - Containment breached! CONTAINMENT BREACHED!!!
11:13 - Searching for toilet paper, still wishing you had an M-40.
11:15 - Teary eyed, swollen anus hole, waddles out of restroom to find unconscious co-workers.
11:31 - HazMat Team arrives on scene. Curious, uneasy.
12:02 - Recovery team moves all afflicted to the safe zone.
12:27 - Containment of ground zero.
12:42 - Decontamination process commencing.
13:13 - Co-workers begin to stir, symptoms of confusion, burnt out olfactory nerves.
23:12 - Decontamination process complete, 65% loss of paint on the walls. All survivors to be further monitored for PTS.
23:59 - Apocalypshit contained... for now.
by BombBrewer November 8, 2013
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A combination of the two terms apocalypse and bullshit.
Apocalyshits refer to all of the so-called "end of the worlds" that were supposed to have happened, but simply turned out to be bullshit.
Hence, apocalyshits.
Apocalyshits refer to all of the so-called "end of the worlds" that were supposed to have happened, but simply turned out to be bullshit.
Hence, apocalyshits.
2800 b.c., 634 b.c., 389 b.c., the 1st century, c.a. 70, the 2nd century, 247, 365, 380, the late 4th century, 500, April 6th, 793, 800, 992, 1000, 1184, 1260, 1306, 1370, February 14, 1420, 1496, c.a. 1504, 1525, April 5, 1534, 1600, 1648, 1694, 1700, 1757, October 14, 1804, August 7, 1847, 1972, 1981, June 28, 1981, September 30, 1989, October 7, 1994, November 17, 1997, 2000, January 16, 2000, February 12, 2006, April 6, 2008, AND May 21, 2011 are only a few of the many, MANY APOCALYSHITS.
I will be laughing my ass off on December 22, 2012. ;D
I will be laughing my ass off on December 22, 2012. ;D
by JSTK October 14, 2011
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