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apocalash

Where one goes clubbing the night before and the next morning, in fear of the hangover to come, begins to drink once more. The consumption of alcoholic beverages then continues throughout the entire today, until one is absolutely intoxicated.
For example: Shit, i think im still drunk from Smack. Apocalash? Yeh Brah. Apocalashhhhhhhhhh!
by fb19919239393 August 1, 2012
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apocalash

Going out on the lash and getting drunk to apocalyptic proportions.
We not just getting pissed tonight, we're going on the apocalash!
by s2000-uk August 6, 2007
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apocolash

An event involving a lash on an epic or catastrophic scale.
Ani: Mate, what are your plans for New Years?

Haider: Apocolash2013.
by MOI Inc. September 10, 2012
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Apocalist

A list of things to do before the world ends. These lists are ultra popular today, as the world is actually probably ending.
Why are you naked in the park right now?

It was on my apocalist.

That's weird. Shoulda been apocanixt!
by GayBlaine October 9, 2014
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apocatastasis

A restoration to the original condition. A name given to the theological belief that a time will come when all free creatures will share in the grace of salvation, even the devils and lost souls. According to this dogma, the reason hell exists is to separate good from evil in the soul. It is therefore not an eternal punishment, but an amelioration. A time will come when all evil shall cease to be, since it has no existence of its own apart from the free will.
"When I started going to church again, my acne cleared up."

"You're experiencing apocatastasis."
by the migster August 29, 2005
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apocalypshit

A shit so rank and so stank, it damn near ends worlds.
*The day after a flat of Dos Equis and too much Taco Bell*
07:00 - Wake up for work, the farts begin.
07:30 to 08:00 - Wishing you had an M-40 gas mask in your car.
09:37 - Sitting alone in the office, co-workers keeping away. Tremors begin.
10:18 - Almost getting fired for letting one rip in the boss's office.
10:58 - Unable to contain, waddling to the nearest restroom.
10:59 - Containment breached! CONTAINMENT BREACHED!!!
11:13 - Searching for toilet paper, still wishing you had an M-40.
11:15 - Teary eyed, swollen anus hole, waddles out of restroom to find unconscious co-workers.
11:31 - HazMat Team arrives on scene. Curious, uneasy.
12:02 - Recovery team moves all afflicted to the safe zone.
12:27 - Containment of ground zero.
12:42 - Decontamination process commencing.
13:13 - Co-workers begin to stir, symptoms of confusion, burnt out olfactory nerves.
23:12 - Decontamination process complete, 65% loss of paint on the walls. All survivors to be further monitored for PTS.
23:59 - Apocalypshit contained... for now.
by BombBrewer November 8, 2013
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ApocaSheen Now

The demise and ultimate doom of Charlie Sheen. In reference to his father’s epic war movie “Apocalypse Now”.
Mary: Looks like Charlie is going through his own Apocalypse Now, make that, ApocaSheen Now.

Sue: Yeh, Rated R for disturbing violent images, language, sexual content and constant drug use.
by Smazkiss March 18, 2011
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