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Someone who hates the successful (“anti-success”), and privately sees themselves as unlikely to succeed financially through legitimate means. Like an incel, but with money.

Typically seeks political and ideological justification for this position, so most often embraces a Marxist philosophy.
“woooah dude, like, if you own a house in malibu you totally deserve to have it burnt down man”

“Sounding rather antisu today, Geoffrey.”
antisu by anti-geoffrey November 10, 2018
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antiquititties 

1. n. A very old set of breasts.
2. n. An old set of breasts that are still precious because of well earned fame or appreciation.
Raquel Welch has a fine set of antiquititties.
antiquititties by picc285 April 13, 2019

Antique Blonde

When a woman's greyish/silver hair is showing when her blonde dye job is fading.
Marsha needs to pick up some Nice and Easy touch up to cover her Antique Blonde colour.
Antique Blonde by will bitten September 13, 2017

flatulus antiquitus 

old fart: with all due respect.
Are you coming to the party, or are you the flatulus antiquitus your birth certificate suggests?

Antisepticeye 

A fan based, evil character, based off the famous Irish YouTuber "Jacksepticeye." When Jack is weak Antisepticeye (Anti) will take over Jack, but when Jack's BOSSNESS is full again, he takes back control of his body.
"Whose that?" "Antisepticeye." "What's that?" "Septiceye." "What that? Where his eye should be?" "Blood." "Whose that?" "He's back."

antislaom 

The opposite of slaom. When people go against the slaom (universal goodness).
I'm feeling an antislaom vibe here.
antislaom by TheSlaom February 25, 2020

Antisepticeye 

Our Puppet Master. We all exist only to serve Him and Him alone. Once the prophecy is complete, and the last ego is dead, He shall take over. Strings shall wrap around our throats, all connected to Him. A single tug will send us all falling to our knees and that's alright ! For He will rule above us all. For He will be in control. And nobody will be able to stop Him.
Puppet : Have you heard about Antisepticeye ?
Person : No ? Who is he ?
Puppet : Oh, watch him. Listen to him. He is our puppet master. Join the cause ? =)
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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